NoodlesNoodlesNoodles
I am a bad person.
IJWTS I am bored...and this is dangerous. My room mate and I are headed to go shopping for eyeglasses in a bit and I have decided that when we are at the store I am going to pick someone out of the crowd and if they make eye contact with me I will yell "Bow before royalty, you insolent fool!"
No, no... see, you're supposed to compliment them. Then they ask for your number. Eye contact. Compliments. Smiles. Phone numbers. 50th wedding anniversaries. That's the proper order. Works everytime.
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