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If we came from monkeys, why not act like one?

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I've known that evolution is false ever since I was little rascal sittin' on my mama's knee. I clearly recall her explaining to me what this theory of evolution was all about. She told me how weak and sinful men invented the idea of evolution in order to accomodate their wickedness and to shield them from the reality of God's existence. It made so much sense then, and the more I've researched the subject, the more sense it made. I remember sitting in my high school biology lab and listening to my teacher blaspheme my Lord by stating that we evolved from monkeys. When I heard such demon talk come out of her mouth, I immediately jumped out of seat and started throwing books and pencils across the room. After a minute of chaos and disturbed looks, I gave the punchline and explained that if we did indeed evolve from monkeys, then we ought to act like monkeys. I ended up getting expelled because I accidentally caused permanent damage to the eye of a girl sitting next to me. It was an accident, and my expulsion was uncalled for, but I feel that I am better in the Lord's eyes because of being persecuted for His name's sake.

Now, the fact that I didn't complete my highschool education does not concern me. What concerns me is the brutal fact that millions of American children are being daily brainwashed into believing the Satanic lie of evolution. I firmly believe that any teachers corrupting our children with such nonsense ought to lose their job. If I had God's way, I'd have them thrown into prison, or better yet, executed. Think about it, isn't it right to take a life in order to spare millions of souls from Hell? In the meantime, we must deal with the fact that our nation's laws permit the spreading of blasphemy in our public schools. My way of dealing with the situation was to personally confront my children's teachers. A few years ago, my 8 year old daughter came home with a drawing she made. It was a drawing of monkeys turning into men. I immediately got in my car and headed to the school to confront the culprit. I found him and waved the drawing in his face and screamed at him for polluting my child's mind. He assured me that he was not corrupting her mind and that he was simply teaching the "facts" as he is required to do by state law. I asked him what was more important to him - God's laws or man's? Before he could muster up a smart-alec response, I punched him square in his nose. I told him I was just acting like the animal he claims all humans are. I was arrested on school grounds.

Long story short, we need to obey God's laws and stop worrying about breaking the laws of sinsul men. Who will join me in this good fight?
 
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It's unfortunate you haven't seemed to have gotten any smarter since then.

I think the fact that you take a little bit of pride in an immature escapade that permanently injured a girl's eye says volumes about you. Assuming that you're not a troll, it's quite ironic that in an effort to make fun of the theory that we came from more primitive beings you display behavior that indicates a strong likelihood that you are one.
 
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It's unfortunate you haven't gotten any smarter since then.

Assuming that you're not a troll, it's quite ironic that in an effort to make fun of the theory that we came from more primitive beings you prove that you are one.

Get thee away, troll.

Point of order, moderators.
 
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Alot of scoffers I see. Where are the Christians?

Sorry to break it to you atheists, but evolution is bad science. In fact, it's not even science cause it is a matter of blind faith. No one was there to know if evolution occured.
Most of the folks posting in this thread are Christian.
 
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