If the singles forum was...

[MrMoe]

IF CF SINGLES WAS A B MOVIE SET
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Mehguy is a popular indie director. He is directing the new movie Space Wars. This is his first time directing a big budget Hollywood movie.

Redblue22 is the wise old man of the movie. He talks in weird sentence patterns. Most of the time everyone just smiles and pretend they know what he's talking about.

Miss Spaulding is the only female in the movie. Due to budget cuts, some of the film's special effects are left unfinished, so in some scenes Miss Spaulding is seen talking to a ball on a string which she keeps referring to as Toro.

Toro is a fictional CGI character based on Jar Jar Binks.

Will Smith is the token black guy of the movie. He plays the fresh prince of Omicron Persei 8. He is killed off in the first twenty minutes of the film so he only gets paid 20 bucks for the role.

TheGirlOnFire is the scriptwriter. She has constant fights with Mehguy for changing the script. Most of the cast a crew are afraid of her.

Graciesings is the music composer. She creates a soundtrack so beautiful everyone bursts into tears whenever they hear it. Mehguy hates it, so he fires her and replaces the soundtrack with heavy, grunge, rock metal music.

Film critic nick garai goes to the film premiere. The movie is so bad he goes into a coma and has an out of body experience. He goes on Twitter and gives it a bad review. On his way to the car park he is nearly hit by a bus and his life flashes before his eyes. He gives it a good review.

The studio is sued by George Lucas and Disney for plagiarism, but the studio's lawyer Patrick Bateman is so good they drop the lawsuit out of fear. When Patrick Bateman asks for 5 billion dollars, George Lucas texts him the message: "K den"

Mehguy goes on to direct a Fantastic Four remake.

Miss Spaulding goes on to win an Oscar for her role in film Some Like It Relatively Warm, a sequel to Some Like It Hot.

Toro goes on to do motion capture for the animated movie Space Chimps 3.

 

[Cute Tink]

Mehguy goes on to direct a Fantastic Four remake.

At least you wouldn't have to aim very high

 

[SarahsKnight]

At least you wouldn't have to aim very high

Hah!

 

[redblue22]

lol . . . thank you Mr. Moe.

 

[Miss Spaulding]

The part about redblue had me rolling. Lol

 

[TheGirlOnFire]

Come on why would anyone be scared of me


Hahaha ha it's only because am right as per usual now am taking my huge head off to bed soon

 

[TheGirlOnFire]

...

 

[mojoboy31]

These are so funny

 

[Miss Spaulding]

This is one of the best threads to revive. Everyone's stories are so hilarious.

But Moe's take the cake.

 

[mojoboy31]

I'm writing one finally.

 

[Miss Spaulding]

Oh my gosh. YES.

 

[redblue22]

Times like these make me think the only one who could be is Miss Spaulding. But she hates me. I throw myself on the mercy of the crowd.

 

[mojoboy31]

This is one of the best threads to revive. Everyone's stories are so hilarious.

But Moe's take the cake.

I have to admit reading back through them, Moe's are epic.

I don't think yall have done this one before:

IF CF SINGLES WAS AN OLD-SCHOOL MYSTERY
​

It was a dark and stormy night- or maybe it wasn't- but all these stories are supposed to start with some ominous line like that, right? So anyway, dark stormy night, and so on and so forth. An old speakeasy was abustle with folks looking to escape the cold or enjoy the music or maybe drown their sorrows in an amber glass; whatever their reasons were, I'm sure none of them expected their night to turn out so dark, stormy, ominous... But a murder tends to do exactly that.

@MehGuy : successful businessman with suspected mob ties. Stabbed to death on the dance floor.

@MrMoe : The bartender of the club. Cynical and sarcastic, he gets along with most everyone, and knows a lot about them, too.

@Hawthorne : Prominent socialite. Mysterious, wise and kind.

@ks777 : Amoral lawyer working for Hawthorne. Trying desperately to keep his client's name out of the papers.

@Miss Spaulding : Ace reporter for the CF Herald. Snarky and tough; KS's worst nightmare.

@William67 : Club owner and runner. Sometimes enjoys drinks with his costumers though always keeps them at arm's length.

@ReesePiece23 , @TX_Matt , @Darth Bagel : the three amigos. Laid back, easy going, and resident ladies guys.

@graciesings : Club singer and part time pianist.

@Patrick Bateman, @.Mikha'el. : First officers on the scene, trying to keep the peace and take statements while filling out reports.

@Deidre32 , @Swan7 , @dreaminofireland , @Messy2 : Heiresses who always come together, talk to each other, and drink together.

@SeekerOfChrist94 , @Owlette : Friendly and kind, they tend to float from group to group getting along with all, but mostly they just come for the food.

@Toro , off-duty mechanic. Resident flirt, gets along with everyone, not-so-secretly interested in Owlette.

@chuck77 : The cook, specializes in sandwiches.

@redblue22, @SarahsKnight : Bouncers.

And finally me, the new guy in town trying to make it as a PI.

I think I've got most the regulars. If I forgot you, then I'm sorry.

 

[William67]

@William67 : Club owner and runner. Sometimes enjoys drinks with his costumers though always keeps them at arm's length.

I can see the club owner part, but with my build...a runner I am not. Ex-boxer, maybe, but runner? No. Oh, and I would probably be the world's only tea-totaling club owner. lol

 

[SnowyMacie]

I have to admit reading back through them, Moe's are epic.

I don't think yall have done this one before:

IF CF SINGLES WAS AN OLD-SCHOOL MYSTERY
​

It was a dark and stormy night- or maybe it wasn't- but all these stories are supposed to start with some ominous line like that, right? So anyway, dark stormy night, and so on and so forth. An old speakeasy was abustle with folks looking to escape the cold or enjoy the music or maybe drown their sorrows in an amber glass; whatever their reasons were, I'm sure none of them expected their night to turn out so dark, stormy, ominous... But a murder tends to do exactly that.

@MehGuy : successful businessman with suspected mob ties. Stabbed to death on the dance floor.

@MrMoe : The bartender of the club. Cynical and sarcastic, he gets along with most everyone, and knows a lot about them, too.

@Hawthorne : Prominent socialite. Mysterious, wise and kind.

@ks777 : Amoral lawyer working for Hawthorne. Trying desperately to keep his client's name out of the papers.

@Miss Spaulding : Ace reporter for the CF Herald. Snarky and tough; KS's worst nightmare.

@William67 : Club owner and runner. Sometimes enjoys drinks with his costumers though always keeps them at arm's length.

@ReesePiece23 , @TX_Matt , @Darth Bagel : the three amigos. Laid back, easy going, and resident ladies guys.

@graciesings : Club singer and part time pianist.

@Patrick Bateman, @.Mikha'el. : First officers on the scene, trying to keep the peace and take statements while filling out reports.

@Deidre32 , @Swan7 , @dreaminofireland , @Messy2 : Heiresses who always come together, talk to each other, and drink together.

@SeekerOfChrist94 , @Owlette : Friendly and kind, they tend to float from group to group getting along with all, but mostly they just come for the food.

@Toro , off-duty mechanic. Resident flirt, gets along with everyone, not-so-secretly interested in Owlette.

@chuck77 : The cook, specializes in sandwiches.

@redblue22 : Bouncer.

And finally me, the new guy in town trying to make it as a PI.

I think I've got most the regulars. If I forgot you, then I'm sorry.

...but who did it?

 

[mojoboy31]

I can see the club owner part, but with my build...a runner I am not. Ex-boxer, maybe, but runner? No. Oh, and I would probably be the world's only tea-totaling club owner. lol

I meant you run the club. Or were you just messing with me?

...but who did it?

That's the question, isn't it?

 

[MrMoe]

Times like these make me think the only one who could be is Miss Spaulding. But she hates me. I throw myself on the mercy of the crowd.

I have to admit reading back through them, Moe's are epic.

I don't think yall have done this one before:

IF CF SINGLES WAS AN OLD-SCHOOL MYSTERY
​

It was a dark and stormy night- or maybe it wasn't- but all these stories are supposed to start with some ominous line like that, right? So anyway, dark stormy night, and so on and so forth. An old speakeasy was abustle with folks looking to escape the cold or enjoy the music or maybe drown their sorrows in an amber glass; whatever their reasons were, I'm sure none of them expected their night to turn out so dark, stormy, ominous... But a murder tends to do exactly that.

@MehGuy : successful businessman with suspected mob ties. Stabbed to death on the dance floor.

@MrMoe : The bartender of the club. Cynical and sarcastic, he gets along with most everyone, and knows a lot about them, too.

@Hawthorne : Prominent socialite. Mysterious, wise and kind.

@ks777 : Amoral lawyer working for Hawthorne. Trying desperately to keep his client's name out of the papers.

@Miss Spaulding : Ace reporter for the CF Herald. Snarky and tough; KS's worst nightmare.

@William67 : Club owner and runner. Sometimes enjoys drinks with his costumers though always keeps them at arm's length.

@ReesePiece23 , @TX_Matt , @Darth Bagel : the three amigos. Laid back, easy going, and resident ladies guys.

@graciesings : Club singer and part time pianist.

@Patrick Bateman, @.Mikha'el. : First officers on the scene, trying to keep the peace and take statements while filling out reports.

@Deidre32 , @Swan7 , @dreaminofireland , @Messy2 : Heiresses who always come together, talk to each other, and drink together.

@SeekerOfChrist94 , @Owlette : Friendly and kind, they tend to float from group to group getting along with all, but mostly they just come for the food.

@Toro , off-duty mechanic. Resident flirt, gets along with everyone, not-so-secretly interested in Owlette.

@chuck77 : The cook, specializes in sandwiches.

@redblue22, @SarahsKnight : Bouncers.

And finally me, the new guy in town trying to make it as a PI.

I think I've got most the regulars. If I forgot you, then I'm sorry.

So who did it? I gots to know!

 

[Miss Spaulding]

I got it! The stabbing was just a farce! A complete coverup of the fact that he was indeed poisoned ...by none other than Chuck. It was the turkey sandwich.

 

[Miss Spaulding]

Everyone was so perfectly cast in this one I thought.

 

[Travelers.Soul]

I have to admit reading back through them, Moe's are epic.

I don't think yall have done this one before:

IF CF SINGLES WAS AN OLD-SCHOOL MYSTERY
​

It was a dark and stormy night- or maybe it wasn't- but all these stories are supposed to start with some ominous line like that, right? So anyway, dark stormy night, and so on and so forth. An old speakeasy was abustle with folks looking to escape the cold or enjoy the music or maybe drown their sorrows in an amber glass; whatever their reasons were, I'm sure none of them expected their night to turn out so dark, stormy, ominous... But a murder tends to do exactly that.

@MehGuy : successful businessman with suspected mob ties. Stabbed to death on the dance floor.

@MrMoe : The bartender of the club. Cynical and sarcastic, he gets along with most everyone, and knows a lot about them, too.

@Hawthorne : Prominent socialite. Mysterious, wise and kind.

@ks777 : Amoral lawyer working for Hawthorne. Trying desperately to keep his client's name out of the papers.

@Miss Spaulding : Ace reporter for the CF Herald. Snarky and tough; KS's worst nightmare.

@William67 : Club owner and runner. Sometimes enjoys drinks with his costumers though always keeps them at arm's length.

@ReesePiece23 , @TX_Matt , @Darth Bagel : the three amigos. Laid back, easy going, and resident ladies guys.

@graciesings : Club singer and part time pianist.

@Patrick Bateman, @.Mikha'el. : First officers on the scene, trying to keep the peace and take statements while filling out reports.

@Deidre32 , @Swan7 , @dreaminofireland , @Messy2 : Heiresses who always come together, talk to each other, and drink together.

@SeekerOfChrist94 , @Owlette : Friendly and kind, they tend to float from group to group getting along with all, but mostly they just come for the food.

@Toro , off-duty mechanic. Resident flirt, gets along with everyone, not-so-secretly interested in Owlette.

@chuck77 : The cook, specializes in sandwiches.

@redblue22, @SarahsKnight : Bouncers.

And finally me, the new guy in town trying to make it as a PI.

I think I've got most the regulars. If I forgot you, then I'm sorry.

I like it...but who was the murderer or will that appear in installment two?