If I were __ I would be ____.

[pdudgeon]

I'd ride in a limo, wear dark glasses, and have no privacy.

if i were an ice cube

 

[Catrione]

I would do my best to slip down peoples backs bwahahaha

 

[~Beauty_from_Pain~]

I'd ride in a limo, wear dark glasses, and have no privacy.

if i were an ice cube

I would be melting.

If I were a elephant

 

[J4Jesus]

I would go on a diet!!

If I were a washing machine

 

[~Beauty_from_Pain~]

I would rumble!!!!

If I were a pansy

 

[Randi]

I'd be growing!

If I was a rat...

 

[~Beauty_from_Pain~]

I would live in a gutter.

If I were a worm

 

[Tarika]

I'd be crawling beneath a rock.
If I were on the moon....

 

[~Beauty_from_Pain~]

I wouldn't wiegh as much as I do on the earth!

If I were a chocolate bar

 

[J4Jesus]

I would be loved by almost everyone!

If I were a lemon

 

[Randi]

I'd be facing a fate of lemonade.

If I was spinach...

 

[pdudgeon]

i'd be wilted in a salad.

if i were an orange..........

 

[J4Jesus]

I would be in slices

If I were a keyboard

 

[~Beauty_from_Pain~]

I would have dirty hands touching me all day.

If I were an Oscar Myer Weiner

 

[J4Jesus]

There would soon be nothing left of me!! LOL

If I were a grain of sand

 

[Tarika]

I would be stepped on

If I were a little bunny....

 

[FarTraveler]

I'd be good in rabbit stew

If I were a turtle

 

[cruelncute]

id beat the hare!

if i were a nazi

 

[Randi]

I would be very cruel.

if i was the 500th poster (bummer, i'm not! lol)...

 

[J4Jesus]

I would be happyyyyyyyyyyyyy


If I were a pumpkin..