If I Evolved From Slime, Why Can't I Remember What I Ate For Breakfast This Morning?

[LifeToTheFullest!]

A few facts for you Evos.

1. You claim I evolved from slime.
2. I don't remember what I ate for breakfast this morning.
3. According to Evolution, I should remember what I ate for breakfast, since survival and eating are two different things.

Therefore, I conclude that evolution is the Big Lie.

Thank you.

If you can't remember what you ate for breakfast, you've got bigger problems than crevo.

 

[MorkandMindy]

If you can't remember what you ate for breakfast, you've got bigger problems than crevo.

Survival and eating aren't totally distinct as anyone with no food will soon discover.

Survival and eating are not identical either, for example a well fed person can still die from a piano falling on him.

The description of survival and eating as two different things is sufficiently complex to be true in some elements and false in others.

Therefore I'm sane, it's those other guys in my head that are not

 

[TooCurious]

I will pray for you too

Ia, Ia, Cthulhu fhtagn.

 

[Morcova]

Did you get a chance to ask him questions?

Yes, what did he have for breakfest that day?

 

[cerad]

A. This topic is as dumb as a post.
B. Posts have feelings
C. Therefore the mods will close this thread.

 

[Split Rock]

Survival and eating aren't totally distinct as anyone with no food will soon discover.

Survival and eating are not identical either, for example a well fed person can still die from a piano falling on him.

The description of survival and eating as two different things is sufficiently complex to be true in some elements and false in others.

Therefore I'm sane, it's those other guys in my head that are not

Yes! You understand! Reps to you.

Here are some more fun facts for evos.

1. Chimps eat bananas
2. Chimps don't shave
3. I like bananas and I shave
4. I am not a chimp.

Therefore... Evolution is a Fairytale for Adults.

 

[Dal M.]

Argumentum ad Hovindum

1.) God is supposed to be benevolent.
2.) A benevolent God would be unhappy at liars and thieves who defraud believers while claiming to be doing His work.
3.) Kent Hovind is going to spend the next decade in a federal prison.
4.) Therefore, God exists.

 

[Morcova]

This thread is filled with awsome. I've never spent so any rep points in one thread before...

Split Rock would have gotten some more but for some reason I have to "spread it around".

 

[RedAndy]

The ultimate Creationist argument is as follows:

1. God exists
2. Evolutionists believe God doesn't exist
3. Evolutionists are wrong
4. Therefore God exists

 

[Tiberius]

A few facts for you Evos.

1. You claim I evolved from slime.
2. I don't remember what I ate for breakfast this morning.
3. According to Evolution, I should remember what I ate for breakfast, since survival and eating are two different things.

Therefore, I conclude that evolution is the Big Lie.

Thank you.

Your mental problems do not disprove evolution.

 

[Pikachu]

The ToE says life started from rocks being smashed together. After that we came from slime.

 

[Split Rock]

Your mental problems do not disprove evolution.

You have been POED!!

Thank you for playing....

 

[Tiberius]

The theory of evolution says NOTHING about how life started. The theory of Evolution only describes that life CHANGES over time. Natural selection explains HOW it changes. There is nothing said by either of these theories about how life got started in the first place.

You have been POED!!

Thank you for playing....

Huh? Explain this please?

 

[Split Rock]

Huh? Explain this please?

This thread is a parody of the thread "Survival is a conscious choice, but if I have evolved why don't I remember it?"

You have fallen victim to Poe's Law, which states that it is impossible to tell the difference between a real Creationist and a parody of one.

Here are some reps for you in any case

 

[random_guy]

A fact for you evol's:
1)2nd Law of Thermodynamics says things go to chaos.
2a)A seed goes from something simple to something complex.
2b)Unless there's some magical power source out on the sky, seeds growing violates the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics.
3)Therefore God exists, and He is the Intelligent Farmer.

 

[shernren]

1. I ate my breakfast this morning.
2. This morning lies in the past which is inaccessible by origins science.
Hence,
3. My breakfast didn't exist.

 

[truth above all else]

The theory of evolution says NOTHING about how life started. The theory of Evolution only describes that life CHANGES over time. Natural selection explains HOW it changes.

But it used to be the theory that explained life the universe and the whole of creation, you know that.
The neo-Darwinian establishment severed its once intimate relationship with so called abiogenesis citing irreconcilable differences fearing that the potency of its flagship theory would be ridiculed similarly.

 

[grimbly]

But it used to be the theory that explained life the universe and the whole of creation, you know that.
The neo-Darwinian establishment severed its once intimate relationship with so called abiogenesis citing irreconcilable differences fearing that the potency of its flagship theory would be ridiculed similarly.

Nope truth, wrong again. The theory of evolution was always about biology and just biology. Abiogenesis is an ongoing investigation in the field of chemistry (biochemistry actually). Big Bang is a theory in astrophysics or cosmology. Now I know all this science stuff can sometimes be confusing, so maybe you should write this down so that you will not make the same mistake in the future.

Glad I could help...

 

[Morcova]

1. I ate my breakfast this morning.
2. This morning lies in the past which is inaccessible by origins science.
Hence,
3. My breakfast didn't exist.
4. I'm still hungry.

Fixed.

 

[Morcova]

But it used to be the theory that explained life the universe and the whole of creation

Nope.