I Will Never....

[Miss Spaulding]

I'll never dance until the cows come home.



But that's only because I don't own cows and this white cracker certainly can't dance.

 

[.Mikha'el.]

I'll never dance until the cows come home.



But that's only because I don't own cows and this white cracker certainly can't dance.

Me too. I have two right feet.

 

[quietpraiyze]

I will never twerk. Besides my arthritis won't let me!

 

[~Beauty_from_Pain~]

Never say never. I once said I would never live in this town (actually, I said it MANY times). Now I live here. Hahahaha

 

[Elizabeth8393]

I will never surf, snowboard, ski or any other dangerous sport

 

[Legal_Eagle]

I will never refuse the hand of a beautiful woman in a dance. I HAVE a left and a right, and know one to lead!

 

[Elizabeth8393]

^^ that is really sweet

 

[MarkSB]

I will never stay up past midnight again.

Wait a minute.....

 

[Elizabeth8393]

Haha!!

I'll never drink coffee after nine pm again!

*sips* oh... Never mind!

 

[Elizabeth8393]

A whole bottle of Vaseline eh? That is very interesting indeed.

So - what? Did someone anounce their intentions to touch thinking of another specific member here or something?

Um, whoa! TMI!

 

[mojoboy31]

I don't like to jump out with blank statements. In my experince, the second you say "I'll never..." the world just a waits to prove you wrong.

 

[Elizabeth8393]

I'll never stop fan girling over Thranduil!!

 

[Znex]

I will never ever ever ever ever write a song about the Sibby.

 

[redblue22]

I forgive you.

 

[ReesePiece23]

I will NEVER be this much of a lad when I'm in my fifties:-

(Oh, and to paraphrase this song: 'Buy my Jamaican jerk sauce'.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMuPkdx081M

 

[keith99]

Well, shucks. You just won the thread.

But he might come uncomfortably close. Guess what happens when you have surgery down there and they put in a drain?

Nothing is quite like a blood soaked jockstrap stuffed with gauze.

 

[keith99]

I don't like to jump out with blank statements. In my experince, the second you say "I'll never..." the world just a waits to prove you wrong.

I'm pretty sure I'll never be a starting Tackle for an NFL team.

 

[Miss Spaulding]

But he might come uncomfortably close. Guess what happens when you have surgery down there and they put in a drain?

Nothing is quite like a blood soaked jockstrap stuffed with gauze.

Bleeding 'down there' after surgery and a menstrual period are two completely different things. So no, it's not even close. lol

 

[Miss Spaulding]

I will never stop loving cats.

 

[mojoboy31]

Well this thread's taken a pleasant turn.....