I Need Your Sympathy

[blackwasp]

Alright, this deserves its own thread.

I just found out tonight that Kelly Clarkson is having a show on campus on Thursday. Tickets are still available (for $40 :o ), but there is no way that I can get off of work.

Pity me.

 

[The Theory]

you think that's bad?? I've been sitting here for too long and my butt fell asleep.

 

[Tenka]

I thought you wanted sympathy because you are going to have to hear that #$%& all night!

 

[blackwasp]

you think that's bad?? I've been sitting here for too long and my butt fell asleep.

If you combined our calamities, that would make for one sad predicament.

 

[blackwasp]

I thought you wanted sympathy because you are going to have to hear that #$%& all night!

I'm not sure what #$%& is, so I guess my response is pointless.

 

[philN]

I thought you wanted sympathy because you are going to have to hear that #$%& all night!

Ah, another pompous boob, too naive to see the pure pop beauty of Kelly Clarkson's music.

Open your mind, my friend, and let Kelly win your heart too.

 

[philN]

I just found out tonight that Kelly Clarkson is having a show on campus on Thursday. Tickets are still available (for $40 :o ), but there is no way that I can get off of work.

you think that's bad?? I've been sitting here for too long and my butt fell asleep.

You both make interesting cases, but I'm going to have to side with Wasp on this one. I mean, butts regain their feeling after awhile, but the sting of missing a Kelly Clarkson show (on your own campus nonetheless), will not go away so quickly.

You have my pity. But at least I can rest assured no funny business will ensue between you and her.

 

[blackwasp]

You both make interesting cases, but I'm going to have to side with Wasp on this one. I mean, butts regain their feeling after awhile, but the sting of missing a Kelly Clarkson show (on your own campus nonetheless), will not go away so quickly.

So true.

You have my pity. But at least I can rest assured no funny business will ensue between you and her.

Yeah right, I'm going to wait by her tour bus (for hours if I must) for the opportunity to blow a kiss in her direction.

 

[philN]

You *******.

 

[The Theory]

HE'S A CARPFACE!

and a donkeyhole..

 

[philN]

or perhaps a carpfaced donkeyhole.

Ass isn't censored anymore!! Fun, no?

 

[cjedick]

AHHHH!!!!! Like, Kelly, is like, like, coming here? Like soon?!?!? AHHHHHHHH! Why didn't you get me tickets, Jacob!>?!>!!>!>!

 

[cjedick]

CARP!!!

 

[blackwasp]

AHHHH!!!!! Like, Kelly, is like, like, coming here? Like soon?!?!? AHHHHHHHH! Why didn't you get me tickets, Jacob!>?!>!!>!>!

I told you, if you haven't heard the acoustic version of "Behind These Hazel Eyes", you have no right to scoff!!!

 

[blackwasp]

HE'S A CARPFACE!

and a donkeyhole..

How can I be a hole? Does that make any sense?

Does anyone know if there is a list of censored words, or do we just have to keep posting until we figure them all out?

 

[The Theory]

i think it's pretty fun just posting...

besides, if there was a visible list that would mean that it would be avilable to be viewed... and that just wouldn't fly.

 

[DJ B.K.]

Why do you people like Kelly Clarkson? Kinda different from most of the music you seem to like.

 

[The Theory]

the better question is why you DON'T like Kelly Clarkson, sonny.

 

[philN]

Why do you people like Kelly Clarkson? Kinda different from most of the music you seem to like.

It's really not all that different.

I listen to anything that catches my interest and doesn't bore me, whether it be indie or mainstream. I adored Kanye West's last record and Britney's Toxic, and I think Kelly Clarkson's Breakaway is full of wonderful pop songs that have intelligent hooks and good singing.

It's not like EVERYTHING on the radio is terrible. It just takes some rooting through a lot of carp to find the good stuff.

 

[blackwasp]

Why do you people like Kelly Clarkson? Kinda different from most of the music you seem to like.

You'd like her too if you gave her a chance.

In all honesty, Phil summed it up pretty well. The melodies are great, the vocal delivery is top notch, and the lyrics are...umm...the melodies are great!