I have a joke(?) too!

[mydecember]

A man went to see his doctor one day and after the examination, the doctor told him, "I'm sorry to have to tell you this but, you have only two months to live". 

The man, in shock and disbelief, asked if there was anything that he could do that might help his situation.

The doctor replied, "Yes, you can take a mud bath everyday".  The man asked, "Oh, will that help my condition?" 

The doctor answered, "No, but it will get you used to being in dirt".

 

[AngelAmidala]

I'm moving this to Fellowship Court as it seems more appropriate for there.

 

[4jc]

That was hilarious. lol.
Okay, you have probably heard this before,
Adam was walking just outside the Garden of Eden with his two sons, Cain and Abel. The garden was all messed up, trees were uprooted, leaves all over the place. It was just about completely destroyed actually.
Abel asks his dad, "Dad, what happened over there in the garden?"
Adam replied, "Oh, that is where your mother ate us out of house and home."

 

[mydecember]

Thanks for the joke! Don't care how many times I hear 'em--I just love 'em. Take care and God Bless!

 

[Toxic-Jubilee]

o thats mean .. but its funny