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I Have 1k Posts, This Thread Will Have 1k Posts, & Post 1k Will Have 2,000 Blessings!

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  1. JCgirl4eternity

    JCgirl4eternity Proverbs 22:4

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    I am a Christian eating my breakfast with my toes all wiggling everywhere! I think freedom is overrated. So I started writing silly songs with "Larry"! We first jotted down this great jingle and drank Monavie until we found it was made of cow hooves!

    Larry started mooing and I took one more look at my toes and realized that I didn't know who Larry was! So I started singing "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" by Rolf Harris.


    Yes, I cheated but I asked Jesus to help Larry pick out a big, udderly strange banana skin. We thought that it might help cure Larry's dredded skin disease. But alas it only cured half of his left leg. Meanwhile, he shopped online for more Monavie in bulk that... WAIT... is that really John Wayne? Doing the electric boogaloo? I must need glasses. Are pickles that aren't pickled really peaches? But WikiPedia is just too hard for Larry. So he calls Gary. Gary is Larry's barber. Who has known larry since they were kids. Since then they started singing in country intellect. Gary is worried that Larry may have Leukemia. Gary thinks Larry is having too many bloodys, in the British term that is "Frog's tongue" and Gary is getting tired of his 'ribbeting' nature so decided to meat. Larry had no clue that frogs are really cute. So he decided to listen carefully to the frog so he could imitate the noises and be like other frogs. Suddenly Gary started making noises that sounded just like Larry! They both decided to eat at Bubba Gumps in Chicago and wait until they saw the first person wearing a large coconut on their head to start croaking loudly! They wanted to jump for joy when they actually saw the big dude come in with not only a coconut head, but also three little girls walking beside him carrying a frog, a squirrel, and a little dog! Larry and Gary began to sing "The Three Amigas" when all of a sudden the frog, squirrel and little dog jumped out of the little girl's arms and into a bowl of pudding!! It was chocolate pudding so they all started eating the pudding as fast as they could and when it was all gone they fell on the floor and couldn't move for five hours!
     
  2. Breezy3

    Breezy3 Macaw mama tilting the world for Jesus!

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    I am a Christian eating my breakfast with my toes all wiggling everywhere! I think freedom is overrated. So I started writing silly songs with "Larry"! We first jotted down this great jingle and drank Monavie until we found it was made of cow hooves!

    Larry started mooing and I took one more look at my toes and realized that I didn't know who Larry was! So I started singing "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" by Rolf Harris.

    Yes, I cheated but I asked Jesus to help Larry pick out a big, udderly strange banana skin. We thought that it might help cure Larry's dredded skin disease. But alas it only cured half of his left leg. Meanwhile, he shopped online for more Monavie in bulk that... WAIT... is that really John Wayne? Doing the electric boogaloo? I must need glasses. Are pickles that aren't pickled really peaches? But WikiPedia is just too hard for Larry. So he calls Gary. Gary is Larry's barber. Who has known larry since they were kids. Since then they started singing in country intellect. Gary is worried that Larry may have Leukemia. Gary thinks Larry is having too many bloodys, in the British term that is "Frog's tongue" and Gary is getting tired of his 'ribbeting' nature so decided to meat. Larry had no clue that frogs are really cute. So he decided to listen carefully to the frog so he could imitate the noises and be like other frogs. Suddenly Gary started making noises that sounded just like Larry! They both decided to eat at Bubba Gumps in Chicago and wait until they saw the first person wearing a large coconut on their head to start croaking loudly! They wanted to jump for joy when they actually saw the big dude come in with not only a coconut head, but also three little girls walking beside him carrying a frog, a squirrel, and a little dog! Larry and Gary began to sing "The Three Amigas" when all of a sudden the frog, squirrel and little dog jumped out of the little girl's arms and into a bowl of pudding!! It was chocolate pudding so they all started eating the pudding as fast as they could and when it was all gone they fell on the floor and couldn't move for five hours! So they took advantage of it and decided to
     
  3. JCgirl4eternity

    JCgirl4eternity Proverbs 22:4

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    I am a Christian eating my breakfast with my toes all wiggling everywhere! I think freedom is overrated. So I started writing silly songs with "Larry"! We first jotted down this great jingle and drank Monavie until we found it was made of cow hooves!

    Larry started mooing and I took one more look at my toes and realized that I didn't know who Larry was! So I started singing "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" by Rolf Harris.

    Yes, I cheated but I asked Jesus to help Larry pick out a big, udderly strange banana skin. We thought that it might help cure Larry's dredded skin disease. But alas it only cured half of his left leg. Meanwhile, he shopped online for more Monavie in bulk that... WAIT... is that really John Wayne? Doing the electric boogaloo? I must need glasses. Are pickles that aren't pickled really peaches? But WikiPedia is just too hard for Larry. So he calls Gary. Gary is Larry's barber. Who has known larry since they were kids. Since then they started singing in country intellect. Gary is worried that Larry may have Leukemia. Gary thinks Larry is having too many bloodys, in the British term that is "Frog's tongue" and Gary is getting tired of his 'ribbeting' nature so decided to meat. Larry had no clue that frogs are really cute. So he decided to listen carefully to the frog so he could imitate the noises and be like other frogs. Suddenly Gary started making noises that sounded just like Larry! They both decided to eat at Bubba Gumps in Chicago and wait until they saw the first person wearing a large coconut on their head to start croaking loudly! They wanted to jump for joy when they actually saw the big dude come in with not only a coconut head, but also three little girls walking beside him carrying a frog, a squirrel, and a little dog! Larry and Gary began to sing "The Three Amigas" when all of a sudden the frog, squirrel and little dog jumped out of the little girl's arms and into a bowl of pudding!! It was chocolate pudding so they all started eating the pudding as fast as they could and when it was all gone they fell on the floor and couldn't move for five hours! So they took advantage of it and decided to just sleep it off for a while and then
     
  4. Breezy3

    Breezy3 Macaw mama tilting the world for Jesus!

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    I am a Christian eating my breakfast with my toes all wiggling everywhere! I think freedom is overrated. So I started writing silly songs with "Larry"! We first jotted down this great jingle and drank Monavie until we found it was made of cow hooves!

    Larry started mooing and I took one more look at my toes and realized that I didn't know who Larry was! So I started singing "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" by Rolf Harris.

    Yes, I cheated but I asked Jesus to help Larry pick out a big, udderly strange banana skin. We thought that it might help cure Larry's dredded skin disease. But alas it only cured half of his left leg. Meanwhile, he shopped online for more Monavie in bulk that... WAIT... is that really John Wayne? Doing the electric boogaloo? I must need glasses. Are pickles that aren't pickled really peaches? But WikiPedia is just too hard for Larry. So he calls Gary. Gary is Larry's barber. Who has known larry since they were kids. Since then they started singing in country intellect. Gary is worried that Larry may have Leukemia. Gary thinks Larry is having too many bloodys, in the British term that is "Frog's tongue" and Gary is getting tired of his 'ribbeting' nature so decided to meat. Larry had no clue that frogs are really cute. So he decided to listen carefully to the frog so he could imitate the noises and be like other frogs. Suddenly Gary started making noises that sounded just like Larry! They both decided to eat at Bubba Gumps in Chicago and wait until they saw the first person wearing a large coconut on their head to start croaking loudly! They wanted to jump for joy when they actually saw the big dude come in with not only a coconut head, but also three little girls walking beside him carrying a frog, a squirrel, and a little dog! Larry and Gary began to sing "The Three Amigas" when all of a sudden the frog, squirrel and little dog jumped out of the little girl's arms and into a bowl of pudding!! It was chocolate pudding so they all started eating the pudding as fast as they could and when it was all gone they fell on the floor and couldn't move for five hours! So they took advantage of it and decided to just sleep it off for a while and then they could
     
  5. MamaChris

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    I am a Christian eating my breakfast with my toes all wiggling everywhere! I think freedom is overrated. So I started writing silly songs with "Larry"! We first jotted down this great jingle and drank Monavie until we found it was made of cow hooves!

    Larry started mooing and I took one more look at my toes and realized that I didn't know who Larry was! So I started singing "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" by Rolf Harris.

    Yes, I cheated but I asked Jesus to help Larry pick out a big, udderly strange banana skin. We thought that it might help cure Larry's dredded skin disease. But alas it only cured half of his left leg. Meanwhile, he shopped online for more Monavie in bulk that... WAIT... is that really John Wayne? Doing the electric boogaloo? I must need glasses. Are pickles that aren't pickled really peaches? But WikiPedia is just too hard for Larry. So he calls Gary. Gary is Larry's barber. Who has known larry since they were kids. Since then they started singing in country intellect. Gary is worried that Larry may have Leukemia. Gary thinks Larry is having too many bloodys, in the British term that is "Frog's tongue" and Gary is getting tired of his 'ribbeting' nature so decided to meat. Larry had no clue that frogs are really cute. So he decided to listen carefully to the frog so he could imitate the noises and be like other frogs. Suddenly Gary started making noises that sounded just like Larry! They both decided to eat at Bubba Gumps in Chicago and wait until they saw the first person wearing a large coconut on their head to start croaking loudly! They wanted to jump for joy when they actually saw the big dude come in with not only a coconut head, but also three little girls walking beside him carrying a frog, a squirrel, and a little dog! Larry and Gary began to sing "The Three Amigas" when all of a sudden the frog, squirrel and little dog jumped out of the little girl's arms and into a bowl of pudding!! It was chocolate pudding so they all started eating the pudding as fast as they could and when it was all gone they fell on the floor and couldn't move for five hours! So they took advantage of it and decided to just sleep it off for a while and then they could be frogs again.
     
  6. KingofKings316

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    I am a Christian eating my breakfast with my toes all wiggling everywhere! I think freedom is overrated. So I started writing silly songs with "Larry"! We first jotted down this great jingle and drank Monavie until we found it was made of cow hooves!

    Larry started mooing and I took one more look at my toes and realized that I didn't know who Larry was! So I started singing "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" by Rolf Harris.


    Yes, I cheated but I asked Jesus to help Larry pick out a big, udderly strange banana skin. We thought that it might help cure Larry's dredded skin disease. But alas it only cured half of his left leg. Meanwhile, he shopped online for more Monavie in bulk that... WAIT... is that really John Wayne? Doing the electric boogaloo? I must need glasses. Are pickles that aren't pickled really peaches? But WikiPedia is just too hard for Larry. So he calls Gary. Gary is Larry's barber. Who has known larry since they were kids. Since then they started singing in country intellect. Gary is worried that Larry may have Leukemia. Gary thinks Larry is having too many bloodys, in the British term that is "Frog's tongue" and Gary is getting tired of his 'ribbeting' nature so decided to meat. Larry had no clue that frogs are really cute. So he decided to listen carefully to the frog so he could imitate the noises and be like other frogs. Suddenly Gary started making noises that sounded just like Larry! They both decided to eat at Bubba Gumps in Chicago and wait until they saw the first person wearing a large coconut on their head to start croaking loudly! They wanted to jump for joy when they actually saw the big dude come in with not only a coconut head, but also three little girls walking beside him carrying a frog, a squirrel, and a little dog! Larry and Gary began to sing "The Three Amigas" when all of a sudden the frog, squirrel and little dog jumped out of the little girl's arms and into a bowl of pudding!! It was chocolate pudding so they all started eating the pudding as fast as they could and when it was all gone they fell on the floor and couldn't move for five hours! So they took advantage of it and decided to just sleep it off for a while and then they could be frogs again.
     
  7. StarryEyes

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    I am a Christian eating my breakfast with my toes all wiggling everywhere! I think freedom is overrated. So I started writing silly songs with "Larry"! We first jotted down this great jingle and drank Monavie until we found it was made of cow hooves!

    Larry started mooing and I took one more look at my toes and realized that I didn't know who Larry was! So I started singing "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" by Rolf Harris.

    Yes, I cheated but I asked Jesus to help Larry pick out a big, udderly strange banana skin. We thought that it might help cure Larry's dredded skin disease. But alas it only cured half of his left leg. Meanwhile, he shopped online for more Monavie in bulk that... WAIT... is that really John Wayne? Doing the electric boogaloo? I must need glasses. Are pickles that aren't pickled really peaches? But WikiPedia is just too hard for Larry. So he calls Gary. Gary is Larry's barber. Who has known larry since they were kids. Since then they started singing in country intellect. Gary is worried that Larry may have Leukemia. Gary thinks Larry is having too many bloodys, in the British term that is "Frog's tongue" and Gary is getting tired of his 'ribbeting' nature so decided to meat. Larry had no clue that frogs are really cute. So he decided to listen carefully to the frog so he could imitate the noises and be like other frogs. Suddenly Gary started making noises that sounded just like Larry! They both decided to eat at Bubba Gumps in Chicago and wait until they saw the first person wearing a large coconut on their head to start croaking loudly! They wanted to jump for joy when they actually saw the big dude come in with not only a coconut head, but also three little girls walking beside him carrying a frog, a squirrel, and a little dog! Larry and Gary began to sing "The Three Amigas" when all of a sudden the frog, squirrel and little dog jumped out of the little girl's arms and into a bowl of pudding!! It was chocolate pudding so they all started eating the pudding as fast as they could and when it was all gone they fell on the floor and couldn't move for five hours! So they took advantage of it and decided to just sleep it off for a while and then they could be frogs again. Larry wondered where
     
  8. Breezy3

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    I am a Christian eating my breakfast with my toes all wiggling everywhere! I think freedom is overrated. So I started writing silly songs with "Larry"! We first jotted down this great jingle and drank Monavie until we found it was made of cow hooves!

    Larry started mooing and I took one more look at my toes and realized that I didn't know who Larry was! So I started singing "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" by Rolf Harris.

    Yes, I cheated but I asked Jesus to help Larry pick out a big, udderly strange banana skin. We thought that it might help cure Larry's dredded skin disease. But alas it only cured half of his left leg. Meanwhile, he shopped online for more Monavie in bulk that... WAIT... is that really John Wayne? Doing the electric boogaloo? I must need glasses. Are pickles that aren't pickled really peaches? But WikiPedia is just too hard for Larry. So he calls Gary. Gary is Larry's barber. Who has known larry since they were kids. Since then they started singing in country intellect. Gary is worried that Larry may have Leukemia. Gary thinks Larry is having too many bloodys, in the British term that is "Frog's tongue" and Gary is getting tired of his 'ribbeting' nature so decided to meat. Larry had no clue that frogs are really cute. So he decided to listen carefully to the frog so he could imitate the noises and be like other frogs. Suddenly Gary started making noises that sounded just like Larry! They both decided to eat at Bubba Gumps in Chicago and wait until they saw the first person wearing a large coconut on their head to start croaking loudly! They wanted to jump for joy when they actually saw the big dude come in with not only a coconut head, but also three little girls walking beside him carrying a frog, a squirrel, and a little dog! Larry and Gary began to sing "The Three Amigas" when all of a sudden the frog, squirrel and little dog jumped out of the little girl's arms and into a bowl of pudding!! It was chocolate pudding so they all started eating the pudding as fast as they could and when it was all gone they fell on the floor and couldn't move for five hours! So they took advantage of it and decided to just sleep it off for a while and then they could be frogs again. Larry wondered where Gary went cuz he could not find
     
  9. bfluid

    bfluid HE suffered greatly, ...for His chosen few.

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    I am a Christian eating my breakfast with my toes all wiggling everywhere! I think freedom is overrated. So I started writing silly songs with "Larry"! We first jotted down this great jingle and drank Monavie until we found it was made of cow hooves!

    Larry started mooing and I took one more look at my toes and realized that I didn't know who Larry was! So I started singing "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" by Rolf Harris.

    Yes, I cheated but I asked Jesus to help Larry pick out a big, udderly strange banana skin. We thought that it might help cure Larry's dredded skin disease. But alas it only cured half of his left leg. Meanwhile, he shopped online for more Monavie in bulk that... WAIT... is that really John Wayne? Doing the electric boogaloo? I must need glasses. Are pickles that aren't pickled really peaches? But WikiPedia is just too hard for Larry. So he calls Gary. Gary is Larry's barber. Who has known larry since they were kids. Since then they started singing in country intellect. Gary is worried that Larry may have Leukemia. Gary thinks Larry is having too many bloodys, in the British term that is "Frog's tongue" and Gary is getting tired of his 'ribbeting' nature so decided to meat. Larry had no clue that frogs are really cute. So he decided to listen carefully to the frog so he could imitate the noises and be like other frogs. Suddenly Gary started making noises that sounded just like Larry! They both decided to eat at Bubba Gumps in Chicago and wait until they saw the first person wearing a large coconut on their head to start croaking loudly! They wanted to jump for joy when they actually saw the big dude come in with not only a coconut head, but also three little girls walking beside him carrying a frog, a squirrel, and a little dog! Larry and Gary began to sing "The Three Amigas" when all of a sudden the frog, squirrel and little dog jumped out of the little girl's arms and into a bowl of pudding!! It was chocolate pudding so they all started eating the pudding as fast as they could and when it was all gone they fell on the floor and couldn't move for five hours! So they took advantage of it and decided to just sleep it off for a while and then they could be frogs again. Larry wondered where Gary went cuz he could not find him

     
  10. JCgirl4eternity

    JCgirl4eternity Proverbs 22:4

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    I am a Christian eating my breakfast with my toes all wiggling everywhere! I think freedom is overrated. So I started writing silly songs with "Larry"! We first jotted down this great jingle and drank Monavie until we found it was made of cow hooves!

    Larry started mooing and I took one more look at my toes and realized that I didn't know who Larry was! So I started singing "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" by Rolf Harris.

    Yes, I cheated but I asked Jesus to help Larry pick out a big, udderly strange banana skin. We thought that it might help cure Larry's dredded skin disease. But alas it only cured half of his left leg. Meanwhile, he shopped online for more Monavie in bulk that... WAIT... is that really John Wayne? Doing the electric boogaloo? I must need glasses. Are pickles that aren't pickled really peaches? But WikiPedia is just too hard for Larry. So he calls Gary. Gary is Larry's barber. Who has known larry since they were kids. Since then they started singing in country intellect. Gary is worried that Larry may have Leukemia. Gary thinks Larry is having too many bloodys, in the British term that is "Frog's tongue" and Gary is getting tired of his 'ribbeting' nature so decided to meat. Larry had no clue that frogs are really cute. So he decided to listen carefully to the frog so he could imitate the noises and be like other frogs. Suddenly Gary started making noises that sounded just like Larry! They both decided to eat at Bubba Gumps in Chicago and wait until they saw the first person wearing a large coconut on their head to start croaking loudly! They wanted to jump for joy when they actually saw the big dude come in with not only a coconut head, but also three little girls walking beside him carrying a frog, a squirrel, and a little dog! Larry and Gary began to sing "The Three Amigas" when all of a sudden the frog, squirrel and little dog jumped out of the little girl's arms and into a bowl of pudding!! It was chocolate pudding so they all started eating the pudding as fast as they could and when it was all gone they fell on the floor and couldn't move for five hours! So they took advantage of it and decided to just sleep it off for a while and then they could be frogs again. Larry wondered where Gary went cuz he could not find him which is pretty unusual considering
     
  11. Breezy3

    Breezy3 Macaw mama tilting the world for Jesus!

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    I am a Christian eating my breakfast with my toes all wiggling everywhere! I think freedom is overrated. So I started writing silly songs with "Larry"! We first jotted down this great jingle and drank Monavie until we found it was made of cow hooves!

    Larry started mooing and I took one more look at my toes and realized that I didn't know who Larry was! So I started singing "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" by Rolf Harris.

    Yes, I cheated but I asked Jesus to help Larry pick out a big, udderly strange banana skin. We thought that it might help cure Larry's dredded skin disease. But alas it only cured half of his left leg. Meanwhile, he shopped online for more Monavie in bulk that... WAIT... is that really John Wayne? Doing the electric boogaloo? I must need glasses. Are pickles that aren't pickled really peaches? But WikiPedia is just too hard for Larry. So he calls Gary. Gary is Larry's barber. Who has known larry since they were kids. Since then they started singing in country intellect. Gary is worried that Larry may have Leukemia. Gary thinks Larry is having too many bloodys, in the British term that is "Frog's tongue" and Gary is getting tired of his 'ribbeting' nature so decided to meat. Larry had no clue that frogs are really cute. So he decided to listen carefully to the frog so he could imitate the noises and be like other frogs. Suddenly Gary started making noises that sounded just like Larry! They both decided to eat at Bubba Gumps in Chicago and wait until they saw the first person wearing a large coconut on their head to start croaking loudly! They wanted to jump for joy when they actually saw the big dude come in with not only a coconut head, but also three little girls walking beside him carrying a frog, a squirrel, and a little dog! Larry and Gary began to sing "The Three Amigas" when all of a sudden the frog, squirrel and little dog jumped out of the little girl's arms and into a bowl of pudding!! It was chocolate pudding so they all started eating the pudding as fast as they could and when it was all gone they fell on the floor and couldn't move for five hours! So they took advantage of it and decided to just sleep it off for a while and then they could be frogs again. Larry wondered where Gary went cuz he could not find him which is pretty unusual considering he was now flourescent green!! Suddenly,
     
  12. JCgirl4eternity

    JCgirl4eternity Proverbs 22:4

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    I am a Christian eating my breakfast with my toes all wiggling everywhere! I think freedom is overrated. So I started writing silly songs with "Larry"! We first jotted down this great jingle and drank Monavie until we found it was made of cow hooves!

    Larry started mooing and I took one more look at my toes and realized that I didn't know who Larry was! So I started singing "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" by Rolf Harris.

    Yes, I cheated but I asked Jesus to help Larry pick out a big, udderly strange banana skin. We thought that it might help cure Larry's dredded skin disease. But alas it only cured half of his left leg. Meanwhile, he shopped online for more Monavie in bulk that... WAIT... is that really John Wayne? Doing the electric boogaloo? I must need glasses. Are pickles that aren't pickled really peaches? But WikiPedia is just too hard for Larry. So he calls Gary. Gary is Larry's barber. Who has known larry since they were kids. Since then they started singing in country intellect. Gary is worried that Larry may have Leukemia. Gary thinks Larry is having too many bloodys, in the British term that is "Frog's tongue" and Gary is getting tired of his 'ribbeting' nature so decided to meat. Larry had no clue that frogs are really cute. So he decided to listen carefully to the frog so he could imitate the noises and be like other frogs. Suddenly Gary started making noises that sounded just like Larry! They both decided to eat at Bubba Gumps in Chicago and wait until they saw the first person wearing a large coconut on their head to start croaking loudly! They wanted to jump for joy when they actually saw the big dude come in with not only a coconut head, but also three little girls walking beside him carrying a frog, a squirrel, and a little dog! Larry and Gary began to sing "The Three Amigas" when all of a sudden the frog, squirrel and little dog jumped out of the little girl's arms and into a bowl of pudding!! It was chocolate pudding so they all started eating the pudding as fast as they could and when it was all gone they fell on the floor and couldn't move for five hours! So they took advantage of it and decided to just sleep it off for a while and then they could be frogs again. Larry wondered where Gary went cuz he could not find him which is pretty unusual considering was now flourescent green!! Suddenly, Larry turned into a frog and
     
  13. BlackDagger

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    I am a Christian eating my breakfast with my toes all wiggling everywhere! I think freedom is overrated. So I started writing silly songs with "Larry"! We first jotted down this great jingle and drank Monavie until we found it was made of cow hooves!

    Larry started mooing and I took one more look at my toes and realized that I didn't know who Larry was! So I started singing "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" by Rolf Harris.


    Yes, I cheated but I asked Jesus to help Larry pick out a big, udderly strange banana skin. We thought that it might help cure Larry's dredded skin disease. But alas it only cured half of his left leg. Meanwhile, he shopped online for more Monavie in bulk that... WAIT... is that really John Wayne? Doing the electric boogaloo? I must need glasses. Are pickles that aren't pickled really peaches? But WikiPedia is just too hard for Larry. So he calls Gary. Gary is Larry's barber. Who has known larry since they were kids. Since then they started singing in country intellect. Gary is worried that Larry may have Leukemia. Gary thinks Larry is having too many bloodys, in the British term that is "Frog's tongue" and Gary is getting tired of his 'ribbeting' nature so decided to meat. Larry had no clue that frogs are really cute. So he decided to listen carefully to the frog so he could imitate the noises and be like other frogs. Suddenly Gary started making noises that sounded just like Larry! They both decided to eat at Bubba Gumps in Chicago and wait until they saw the first person wearing a large coconut on their head to start croaking loudly! They wanted to jump for joy when they actually saw the big dude come in with not only a coconut head, but also three little girls walking beside him carrying a frog, a squirrel, and a little dog! Larry and Gary began to sing "The Three Amigas" when all of a sudden the frog, squirrel and little dog jumped out of the little girl's arms and into a bowl of pudding!! It was chocolate pudding so they all started eating the pudding as fast as they could and when it was all gone they fell on the floor and couldn't move for five hours! So they took advantage of it and decided to just sleep it off for a while and then they could be frogs again. Larry wondered where Gary went cuz he could not find him which is pretty unusual considering was now flourescent green!! Suddenly, Larry turned into a frog and Pounced on a cat
     
  14. MamaChris

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    I am a Christian eating my breakfast with my toes all wiggling everywhere! I think freedom is overrated. So I started writing silly songs with "Larry"! We first jotted down this great jingle and drank Monavie until we found it was made of cow hooves!

    Larry started mooing and I took one more look at my toes and realized that I didn't know who Larry was! So I started singing "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" by Rolf Harris.

    Yes, I cheated but I asked Jesus to help Larry pick out a big, udderly strange banana skin. We thought that it might help cure Larry's dredded skin disease. But alas it only cured half of his left leg. Meanwhile, he shopped online for more Monavie in bulk that... WAIT... is that really John Wayne? Doing the electric boogaloo? I must need glasses. Are pickles that aren't pickled really peaches? But WikiPedia is just too hard for Larry. So he calls Gary. Gary is Larry's barber. Who has known larry since they were kids. Since then they started singing in country intellect. Gary is worried that Larry may have Leukemia. Gary thinks Larry is having too many bloodys, in the British term that is "Frog's tongue" and Gary is getting tired of his 'ribbeting' nature so decided to meat. Larry had no clue that frogs are really cute. So he decided to listen carefully to the frog so he could imitate the noises and be like other frogs. Suddenly Gary started making noises that sounded just like Larry! They both decided to eat at Bubba Gumps in Chicago and wait until they saw the first person wearing a large coconut on their head to start croaking loudly! They wanted to jump for joy when they actually saw the big dude come in with not only a coconut head, but also three little girls walking beside him carrying a frog, a squirrel, and a little dog! Larry and Gary began to sing "The Three Amigas" when all of a sudden the frog, squirrel and little dog jumped out of the little girl's arms and into a bowl of pudding!! It was chocolate pudding so they all started eating the pudding as fast as they could and when it was all gone they fell on the floor and couldn't move for five hours! So they took advantage of it and decided to just sleep it off for a while and then they could be frogs again. Larry wondered where Gary went cuz he could not find him which is pretty unusual considering was now flourescent green!! Suddenly, Larry turned into a frog and pounced on a cat and shouted Hey! Look at me!
     
  15. Breezy3

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    I am a Christian eating my breakfast with my toes all wiggling everywhere! I think freedom is overrated. So I started writing silly songs with "Larry"! We first jotted down this great jingle and drank Monavie until we found it was made of cow hooves!

    Larry started mooing and I took one more look at my toes and realized that I didn't know who Larry was! So I started singing "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" by Rolf Harris.

    Yes, I cheated but I asked Jesus to help Larry pick out a big, udderly strange banana skin. We thought that it might help cure Larry's dredded skin disease. But alas it only cured half of his left leg. Meanwhile, he shopped online for more Monavie in bulk that... WAIT... is that really John Wayne? Doing the electric boogaloo? I must need glasses. Are pickles that aren't pickled really peaches? But WikiPedia is just too hard for Larry. So he calls Gary. Gary is Larry's barber. Who has known larry since they were kids. Since then they started singing in country intellect. Gary is worried that Larry may have Leukemia. Gary thinks Larry is having too many bloodys, in the British term that is "Frog's tongue" and Gary is getting tired of his 'ribbeting' nature so decided to meat. Larry had no clue that frogs are really cute. So he decided to listen carefully to the frog so he could imitate the noises and be like other frogs. Suddenly Gary started making noises that sounded just like Larry! They both decided to eat at Bubba Gumps in Chicago and wait until they saw the first person wearing a large coconut on their head to start croaking loudly! They wanted to jump for joy when they actually saw the big dude come in with not only a coconut head, but also three little girls walking beside him carrying a frog, a squirrel, and a little dog! Larry and Gary began to sing "The Three Amigas" when all of a sudden the frog, squirrel and little dog jumped out of the little girl's arms and into a bowl of pudding!! It was chocolate pudding so they all started eating the pudding as fast as they could and when it was all gone they fell on the floor and couldn't move for five hours! So they took advantage of it and decided to just sleep it off for a while and then they could be frogs again. Larry wondered where Gary went cuz he could not find him which is pretty unusual considering he was now flourescent green!! Suddenly, Larry turned into a frog and Pounced on a cat and shouted Hey! Look at me! The cat just grinned at him and
     
  16. MamaChris

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    I am a Christian eating my breakfast with my toes all wiggling everywhere! I think freedom is overrated. So I started writing silly songs with "Larry"! We first jotted down this great jingle and drank Monavie until we found it was made of cow hooves!

    Larry started mooing and I took one more look at my toes and realized that I didn't know who Larry was! So I started singing "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" by Rolf Harris.

    Yes, I cheated but I asked Jesus to help Larry pick out a big, udderly strange banana skin. We thought that it might help cure Larry's dredded skin disease. But alas it only cured half of his left leg. Meanwhile, he shopped online for more Monavie in bulk that... WAIT... is that really John Wayne? Doing the electric boogaloo? I must need glasses. Are pickles that aren't pickled really peaches? But WikiPedia is just too hard for Larry. So he calls Gary. Gary is Larry's barber. Who has known larry since they were kids. Since then they started singing in country intellect. Gary is worried that Larry may have Leukemia. Gary thinks Larry is having too many bloodys, in the British term that is "Frog's tongue" and Gary is getting tired of his 'ribbeting' nature so decided to meat. Larry had no clue that frogs are really cute. So he decided to listen carefully to the frog so he could imitate the noises and be like other frogs. Suddenly Gary started making noises that sounded just like Larry! They both decided to eat at Bubba Gumps in Chicago and wait until they saw the first person wearing a large coconut on their head to start croaking loudly! They wanted to jump for joy when they actually saw the big dude come in with not only a coconut head, but also three little girls walking beside him carrying a frog, a squirrel, and a little dog! Larry and Gary began to sing "The Three Amigas" when all of a sudden the frog, squirrel and little dog jumped out of the little girl's arms and into a bowl of pudding!! It was chocolate pudding so they all started eating the pudding as fast as they could and when it was all gone they fell on the floor and couldn't move for five hours! So they took advantage of it and decided to just sleep it off for a while and then they could be frogs again. Larry wondered where Gary went cuz he could not find him which is pretty unusual considering he was now flourescent green!! Suddenly, Larry turned into a frog and Pounced on a cat and shouted Hey! Look at me! The cat just grinned at him and went looking for his tinkle ball.
     
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    I am a Christian eating my breakfast with my toes all wiggling everywhere! I think freedom is overrated. So I started writing silly songs with "Larry"! We first jotted down this great jingle and drank Monavie until we found it was made of cow hooves!

    Larry started mooing and I took one more look at my toes and realized that I didn't know who Larry was! So I started singing "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" by Rolf Harris.

    Yes, I cheated but I asked Jesus to help Larry pick out a big, udderly strange banana skin. We thought that it might help cure Larry's dredded skin disease. But alas it only cured half of his left leg. Meanwhile, he shopped online for more Monavie in bulk that... WAIT... is that really John Wayne? Doing the electric boogaloo? I must need glasses. Are pickles that aren't pickled really peaches? But WikiPedia is just too hard for Larry. So he calls Gary. Gary is Larry's barber. Who has known larry since they were kids. Since then they started singing in country intellect. Gary is worried that Larry may have Leukemia. Gary thinks Larry is having too many bloodys, in the British term that is "Frog's tongue" and Gary is getting tired of his 'ribbeting' nature so decided to meat. Larry had no clue that frogs are really cute. So he decided to listen carefully to the frog so he could imitate the noises and be like other frogs. Suddenly Gary started making noises that sounded just like Larry! They both decided to eat at Bubba Gumps in Chicago and wait until they saw the first person wearing a large coconut on their head to start croaking loudly! They wanted to jump for joy when they actually saw the big dude come in with not only a coconut head, but also three little girls walking beside him carrying a frog, a squirrel, and a little dog! Larry and Gary began to sing "The Three Amigas" when all of a sudden the frog, squirrel and little dog jumped out of the little girl's arms and into a bowl of pudding!! It was chocolate pudding so they all started eating the pudding as fast as they could and when it was all gone they fell on the floor and couldn't move for five hours! So they took advantage of it and decided to just sleep it off for a while and then they could be frogs again. Larry wondered where Gary went cuz he could not find him which is pretty unusual considering he was now flourescent green!! Suddenly, Larry turned into a frog and Pounced on a cat and shouted Hey! Look at me! The cat just grinned at him and went looking for his tinkle ball. Suddenly the cat started
     
  18. Breezy3

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    I am a Christian eating my breakfast with my toes all wiggling everywhere! I think freedom is overrated. So I started writing silly songs with "Larry"! We first jotted down this great jingle and drank Monavie until we found it was made of cow hooves!

    Larry started mooing and I took one more look at my toes and realized that I didn't know who Larry was! So I started singing "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" by Rolf Harris.

    Yes, I cheated but I asked Jesus to help Larry pick out a big, udderly strange banana skin. We thought that it might help cure Larry's dredded skin disease. But alas it only cured half of his left leg. Meanwhile, he shopped online for more Monavie in bulk that... WAIT... is that really John Wayne? Doing the electric boogaloo? I must need glasses. Are pickles that aren't pickled really peaches? But WikiPedia is just too hard for Larry. So he calls Gary. Gary is Larry's barber. Who has known larry since they were kids. Since then they started singing in country intellect. Gary is worried that Larry may have Leukemia. Gary thinks Larry is having too many bloodys, in the British term that is "Frog's tongue" and Gary is getting tired of his 'ribbeting' nature so decided to meat. Larry had no clue that frogs are really cute. So he decided to listen carefully to the frog so he could imitate the noises and be like other frogs. Suddenly Gary started making noises that sounded just like Larry! They both decided to eat at Bubba Gumps in Chicago and wait until they saw the first person wearing a large coconut on their head to start croaking loudly! They wanted to jump for joy when they actually saw the big dude come in with not only a coconut head, but also three little girls walking beside him carrying a frog, a squirrel, and a little dog! Larry and Gary began to sing "The Three Amigas" when all of a sudden the frog, squirrel and little dog jumped out of the little girl's arms and into a bowl of pudding!! It was chocolate pudding so they all started eating the pudding as fast as they could and when it was all gone they fell on the floor and couldn't move for five hours! So they took advantage of it and decided to just sleep it off for a while and then they could be frogs again. Larry wondered where Gary went cuz he could not find him which is pretty unusual considering he was now flourescent green!! Suddenly, Larry turned into a frog and Pounced on a cat and shouted Hey! Look at me! The cat just grinned at him and went looking for his tinkle ball. Suddenly the cat started singing 'Can't Touch This' and Larry was croaking uncontrollably! When the cat
     
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    I am a Christian eating my breakfast with my toes all wiggling everywhere! I think freedom is overrated. So I started writing silly songs with "Larry"! We first jotted down this great jingle and drank Monavie until we found it was made of cow hooves!

    Larry started mooing and I took one more look at my toes and realized that I didn't know who Larry was! So I started singing "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" by Rolf Harris.

    Yes, I cheated but I asked Jesus to help Larry pick out a big, udderly strange banana skin. We thought that it might help cure Larry's dredded skin disease. But alas it only cured half of his left leg. Meanwhile, he shopped online for more Monavie in bulk that... WAIT... is that really John Wayne? Doing the electric boogaloo? I must need glasses. Are pickles that aren't pickled really peaches? But WikiPedia is just too hard for Larry. So he calls Gary. Gary is Larry's barber. Who has known larry since they were kids. Since then they started singing in country intellect. Gary is worried that Larry may have Leukemia. Gary thinks Larry is having too many bloodys, in the British term that is "Frog's tongue" and Gary is getting tired of his 'ribbeting' nature so decided to meat. Larry had no clue that frogs are really cute. So he decided to listen carefully to the frog so he could imitate the noises and be like other frogs. Suddenly Gary started making noises that sounded just like Larry!


    They both decided to eat at Bubba Gumps in Chicago and wait until they saw the first person wearing a large coconut on their head to start croaking loudly! They wanted to jump for joy when they actually saw the big dude come in with not only a coconut head, but also three little girls walking beside him carrying a frog, a squirrel, and a little dog! Larry and Gary began to sing "The Three Amigas" when all of a sudden the frog, squirrel and little dog jumped out of the little girl's arms and into a bowl of pudding!! It was chocolate pudding so they all started eating the pudding as fast as they could and when it was all gone they fell on the floor and couldn't move for five hours! So they took advantage of it and decided to just sleep it off for a while and then they could be frogs again.

    Larry wondered where Gary went cuz he could not find him which is pretty unusual considering he was now flourescent green!! Suddenly, Larry turned into a frog and Pounced on a cat and shouted Hey! Look at me! The cat just grinned at him and went looking for his tinkle ball. Suddenly the cat started singing 'Can't Touch This' and Larry was croaking uncontrollably! When the cat finished
     
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    I am a Christian eating my breakfast with my toes all wiggling everywhere! I think freedom is overrated. So I started writing silly songs with "Larry"! We first jotted down this great jingle and drank Monavie until we found it was made of cow hooves!

    Larry started mooing and I took one more look at my toes and realized that I didn't know who Larry was! So I started singing "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" by Rolf Harris.

    Yes, I cheated but I asked Jesus to help Larry pick out a big, udderly strange banana skin. We thought that it might help cure Larry's dredded skin disease. But alas it only cured half of his left leg. Meanwhile, he shopped online for more Monavie in bulk that... WAIT... is that really John Wayne? Doing the electric boogaloo? I must need glasses. Are pickles that aren't pickled really peaches? But WikiPedia is just too hard for Larry. So he calls Gary. Gary is Larry's barber. Who has known larry since they were kids. Since then they started singing in country intellect. Gary is worried that Larry may have Leukemia. Gary thinks Larry is having too many bloodys, in the British term that is "Frog's tongue" and Gary is getting tired of his 'ribbeting' nature so decided to meat. Larry had no clue that frogs are really cute. So he decided to listen carefully to the frog so he could imitate the noises and be like other frogs. Suddenly Gary started making noises that sounded just like Larry!


    They both decided to eat at Bubba Gumps in Chicago and wait until they saw the first person wearing a large coconut on their head to start croaking loudly! They wanted to jump for joy when they actually saw the big dude come in with not only a coconut head, but also three little girls walking beside him carrying a frog, a squirrel, and a little dog! Larry and Gary began to sing "The Three Amigas" when all of a sudden the frog, squirrel and little dog jumped out of the little girl's arms and into a bowl of pudding!! It was chocolate pudding so they all started eating the pudding as fast as they could and when it was all gone they fell on the floor and couldn't move for five hours! So they took advantage of it and decided to just sleep it off for a while and then they could be frogs again.

    Larry wondered where Gary went cuz he could not find him which is pretty unusual considering he was now flourescent green!! Suddenly, Larry turned into a frog and Pounced on a cat and shouted Hey! Look at me! The cat just grinned at him and went looking for his tinkle ball. Suddenly the cat started singing 'Can't Touch This' and Larry was croaking uncontrollably! When the cat finished
     
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