It is you who painted the target.
Nope. Your guy saw an arrow in a tree, and drew a bulls-eye around it. Just like the shuffled deck in my example, or life developing as it has. If you call it in advance, then you have some justification. Looking at it after the fact, and pretending to calculate the likelihood, is foolish. The likelihood of each of those happening is 1.0, after the fact. The likelihood of either happening the same way again, is very, very tiny. That's where he misled you, perhaps because he didn't know any better.
And yes, God is omnipotent, so He's absolutely capable of using contingency to effect His will.
The cards will always be in an order.
They will always be in some order. But now that you realize that stupendously unlikely things (well under the Borels Limit) happen constantly.
Now, if it were to happen twice, precisely the same way, or if someone calls it in advance, then we can be very sure that someone is playing with the system.
But God doesn't have to tinker with nature; He made it to do His will, and He got it right the first time. Omnipotent, you know.
Let Him be God, even if amateur mathematicians don't think He can do it.