Q). How many Charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
A). "Only one, their hands are always in the air."
Q). How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
A). " Change? .....Who said anything abut change"?
Q). How many Penecostal does it take to change a light bulb?
A). "Ten, one to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Q). How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
A). "None, they use candles."
Q). How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?
A). "Ten, one to change the bulb and nine to sit around and talk about how good the old one was."
Q). How many Methodists does it take to change a light bulb?
A). "We choose not to make a statement either for or against the meaning of a light bulb."
Q). How many Church of Christ does it take to change a light bulb?
A). None, light bulb is not mentioned in the New Testament, there fore it could be un-spiritual...
A). "Only one, their hands are always in the air."
Q). How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
A). " Change? .....Who said anything abut change"?
Q). How many Penecostal does it take to change a light bulb?
A). "Ten, one to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Q). How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
A). "None, they use candles."
Q). How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?
A). "Ten, one to change the bulb and nine to sit around and talk about how good the old one was."
Q). How many Methodists does it take to change a light bulb?
A). "We choose not to make a statement either for or against the meaning of a light bulb."
Q). How many Church of Christ does it take to change a light bulb?
A). None, light bulb is not mentioned in the New Testament, there fore it could be un-spiritual...
