How do you plan to escape HELL???

[ShinigamiMommy]

 

[uberd00b]

This manga-esque girl is of course right in everything she says, well done ShinigamiMommy.

 

[ReverendDG]

the cake is a lie!!

 

[ReverendDG]

stuff

TL;DR
the current image of hell doesn't make any sense, how can a dead thing feel pain, we have no brain, or nervous system.
please explain how hell would work without something that feels pain

 

[ReverendDG]

I think I might be the only one who gets what you're referring to here (the OVER 9000!!! thing) and that makes me realize I spend way too much time online. :/

i get it, but then again i spend too much time online too.. i need to post moar i want my post count... over 9000!!!!

 

[Eudaimonist]

Hell is the fear that one might end in Hell.

Hell is the fear that one's loved ones will end up in Hell.

To believe in the threat of Hell is to live in Hell this moment.

This has only two possible consequences:

1) To suffer, e.g. at the thought that one's sweet daughter will go to Hell simply because she is a Wiccan.

2) To become a devil who is comfortable with the thought that others will suffer, and who rationalizes this as justice.

So, you will either end up as one of the prisoners or one of the equally trapped wardens of Hell.

Break free!


eudaimonia,

Mark

 

[Patashu]

Where does 'the cake is a lie' come from? I've seen it floating around.

 

[BlackFlag]

Where does 'the cake is a lie' come from? I've seen it floating around.

From a game called Portal.
Highly recommended, it's a fun puzzle game

 

[Wednesday]

Seriously though I may dislike fundies for their love of "fire and brimstone" rhetoric, but I do love them for little gems like the ones of SOF. They make my day

 

[morningstar2651]

From a game called Portal.
Highly recommended, it's a fun puzzle game

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeUjVkJ7seY

 

[Steezie]

Shield, do you realize that most people here are treating you kinda like a broken windup toy? They poke you with something outrageous just to see how badly you flip

 

[Foolish_Fool]

If I'm in hell, then logically, the only place to escape to is Heaven. However, if I were to go there, I would be spending eternity with people who make threads like this. I'm not worried about escaping Hell, I'm more concerned with trying to stay in it. I'm just hoping it's not temporary.

 

[Ramona]

I think I might be the only one who gets what you're referring to here (the OVER 9000!!! thing) and that makes me realize I spend way too much time online. :/

No, I got it too. Which makes me realize I talk to AlanGurvey way too much, but so it goes.

OK, the people in the library stared at me because I laughed so hard at this.

 

[Freodin]

Hell is the fear that one might end in Hell.

Hell is the fear that one's loved ones will end up in Hell.

To believe in the threat of Hell is to live in Hell this moment.

This has only two possible consequences:

1) To suffer, e.g. at the thought that one's sweet daughter will go to Hell simply because she is a Wiccan.

2) To become a devil who is comfortable with the thought that others will suffer, and who rationalizes this as justice.

So, you will either end up as one of the prisoners or one of the equally trapped wardens of Hell.

Break free!


eudaimonia,

Mark

It´s so easy. They are evil. There are no sweet girls, no "others"... just all those wicked people. It does not matter what they do. It is not how they act, what they write, whom they love... they are wicked and evil because they do not believe in this special God.


Somehow I think people who argue like that have never heard of reverse psychology. If you have to denigrate your opponents as the lowest scum ever possible, without being able to give some good reasons for it, one has to wonder how valid your own position is.

 

[CaDan]

SM, your little Sailor Moon girl is very very very wrong.

The spirits/demons that you are talking with are liars. They are nothing but Poop stained spirits!!!

Check out the meaning of Unclean spirits in the N.T. Greek. The word literally means Anal-bile!!! That is what demons are; spirits that have smeared ANAL-BILE on their white priestly garments!!!

They are nasty vile beings. Filled with hatred toward you. You can listen to them, but you will wind up in the same eternal home as them: THE LAKE OF FIRE!!!

JESUS CHRIST can cleanse you of your sins! HE actually does love you, and can make you whiter than snow!!!

[FONT=Arial, Geneva, Helvetica]18 "Come now, and let us reason together," Says the Lord, "Though your sins are like scarlet, They shall be as white as snow; Though they are red like crimson, They shall be as wool. 19 If you are willing and obedient, You shall eat the good of the land; 20 But if you refuse and rebel, You shall be devoured by the sword"; For the mouth of the Lord has spoken. --Isaiah 1

God is awesome and has the power to save you from your sins.

SOLI DEO GLORIA.
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Demons are made of [size=+3]santorum??!!1!![/size]

Didn't see that one coming. Nope, not at all.

 

[TeddyKGB]

There will be no escape for anyone thrown into the lake of fire!!!

I don't know; I've gotten out of lakes before. Pretty easily, actually. Maybe your theology is okay, but your imagery needs work.

 

[Braunwyn]

As a newb this thread is pretty disturbing. I don't get how some can embrace hatred so readily and then scew that into thinking it's love.

 

[ArchaicTruth]

No, I got it too. Which makes me realize I talk to AlanGurvey way too much, but so it goes.



OK, the people in the library stared at me because I laughed so hard at this.

Oh, my, God

the cake is a lie

 

[[serious]]

I plan on the use of rocket boots and an army of trained squirrels.

 

[Steezie]

I plan on the use of rocket boots and an army of trained squirrels.

"Who's nuts!?

"DEEZE NUTS SIR!"