One day Jesus, Moses, and an old man were out playing golf.
Moses lined up his ball on the tee and hammered his shot straight for the green. Unfortunately, the ball fell into a water hazard. Undaunted, Moses raised his arms to the sky and the water parted. The ball rolled out of the water and ended up only a foot away from its goal.
Jesus took his shot and sent the ball screaming toward the green. Unfortunately, Jesus' ball headed straight for the water hazard. Jesus walked out onto the water, hit the ball up onto the green only an inch from the cup.
Now the old man tee-ed up. He drove the ball towards the green and it also fell into the water.
No sooner had it hit the water, a fish came up and swallowed the ball. An eagle flying overhead swooped down, grabbed the fish with his talons, and headed for the sky. Just as the eagle was about to leave, lightning struck the eagle and he dropped the fish onto the green. The ball came out of the fish's mouth and rolled right into the cup.
Then Jesus said "Dad, we're not going to let you play with us anymore if you don't quit showing off!"
Moses lined up his ball on the tee and hammered his shot straight for the green. Unfortunately, the ball fell into a water hazard. Undaunted, Moses raised his arms to the sky and the water parted. The ball rolled out of the water and ended up only a foot away from its goal.
Jesus took his shot and sent the ball screaming toward the green. Unfortunately, Jesus' ball headed straight for the water hazard. Jesus walked out onto the water, hit the ball up onto the green only an inch from the cup.
Now the old man tee-ed up. He drove the ball towards the green and it also fell into the water.
No sooner had it hit the water, a fish came up and swallowed the ball. An eagle flying overhead swooped down, grabbed the fish with his talons, and headed for the sky. Just as the eagle was about to leave, lightning struck the eagle and he dropped the fish onto the green. The ball came out of the fish's mouth and rolled right into the cup.
Then Jesus said "Dad, we're not going to let you play with us anymore if you don't quit showing off!"
