1. Do you speak Klingon?
Hija! Yidogqo!
2. Do you drive? If so, what is it? Or what cars do your family drive?
I don't drive - too poor and lived in areas with good transport links/used my feet. My family has a Toyota something and a Citroen, I think..? But the Toyota is white and the other one is silver
3. What's your opinion about fudge?
Do you have fudge? Can I have some? I like most kinds, but tablet is better. It makes your throat itch from the sugar
4. If/when you got married, would you participate in a wife-throwing contest?
Only if I could then participate in a husband-catapulting contest.
5. Who would you rather make out with: Jeremy Clarkson after a a chop of the fro and a few months on Weight Watchers,
or Richard Hammond after his face was horribly disfigured after an unfortunate trip through the windshield?