If you have a family who appreciates humor, pull this one on them today.
Tell them you were talking to a friend and they told you a story about their mother breeding and selling cats. One day she accidentally left the door to her walk-in freezer open and her prize male cat wandered in and unbeknownst to the woman, she shut him in there. Later in the day she went in to grab a couple of steaks and noticed her precious cat lying frozen on the floor. She scooped him up into her arms and wept "my baby!". She took him into the living and cried to her husband "he'd dead!". The husband runs out to the garage and comes back with a rag soaked in gasoline. He waves it in front of the cats nose...nothing. The wife cries hysterically. So the husband leaves the rag in front of the cat's nose for about five minutes when all of a sudden it is miraculously revived. It tears out of the woman's arms, runs circles around the living room, climbs the drapes, and then let out a blood curdling scream before falling into a heap on the floor.
Now, at this point most people will ask "was it dead?" and you say "no, he just ran out of gas".
Tell them you were talking to a friend and they told you a story about their mother breeding and selling cats. One day she accidentally left the door to her walk-in freezer open and her prize male cat wandered in and unbeknownst to the woman, she shut him in there. Later in the day she went in to grab a couple of steaks and noticed her precious cat lying frozen on the floor. She scooped him up into her arms and wept "my baby!". She took him into the living and cried to her husband "he'd dead!". The husband runs out to the garage and comes back with a rag soaked in gasoline. He waves it in front of the cats nose...nothing. The wife cries hysterically. So the husband leaves the rag in front of the cat's nose for about five minutes when all of a sudden it is miraculously revived. It tears out of the woman's arms, runs circles around the living room, climbs the drapes, and then let out a blood curdling scream before falling into a heap on the floor.
Now, at this point most people will ask "was it dead?" and you say "no, he just ran out of gas".
