Heaven

[twosid]

A man dies and goes to heaven. As he approaches the pearly gates Saint
Peter meets him and agrees to show him around. While walking through
heaven Peter points out where everyone resides, "Jews over here, Muslims
here, Catholics there, etc." While walking down a small hill the man
sees a large area of dense trees surrounded by a tall privacy fence. He
says, "Who lives in there?"

Peter says, "Shhhh, that's where the baptists live, they think they're
the only ones here!"

 

[ZiSunka]

Old joke...

 

[FaithWeaver]

It was funny the first few hundred times I heard it. Still makes me smile though. I could be offensive, but none of us believe that.

 

[Sword-In-Hand]

I've heard that joke before, but I guess a Baptist told it, because it was the Pentacostals in the fenced in area.

 

[integra evan]

lol, i've heard it before, with different denominations "in the woods"