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Grinch of the Message Boards

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Sinai

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Every Christian down in Christville liked Christmas a lot…

But the Grinch, who lived just north of Christville, did NOT!

The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!

Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

It could be his head wasn’t screwed on just right.

It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.

But I think that the most likely reason of all

May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

But, whether it’s his heart or shoes, or whatever the reason,

He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the whole Christmas season.

Staring down from his cave with a sour, Grinchy frown

At the warm lighted windows below in the town.

For he knew every Christian down in Christville beneath

Was busy now hanging up a Christmas wreath.

“And they’re wrapping their packages!” he snarled with a sneer.

“Tomorrow is Christmas! It’s practically here!”

Then he growled, with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming,

“I MUST find some way to stop Christmas from coming!”

For he knew the Christians would do what he liked least of all:

Every Christian in Christville, the tall and the small,

Would read about Jesus, with Christmas bells ringing.

Then they’d stand hand-in-hand. And then they’d start singing!

And the more the Grinch thought of the carols they’d sing,

The more the Grinch thought, “I must stop this whole thing!

“Why, for 53 years I’ve put up with it now!

“I MUST stop this Christmas from coming! …..But HOW?”

Then he got an idea! An awful idea!

THE GRINCH GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!

“I know just what to do!” the Grinch’s voice soared.

And away he flew to his computer keyboard.

He looked up “Christmas” when he got on line,

And found pagan customs it had replaced way back in time.

“If I can convince the Christians down there

“That celebrating Christmas is a satanic snare,

“Then they’ll stop remembering the Christ child’s birth.

“No goodwill to men! No more ‘Peace on Earth!’”

So he posted his message on each Christian board

That celebrating Christmas wasn’t really honoring the Lord.

“No, Indeed!” the Grinch posted. “Haven’t you heard?

“By celebrating His birth, you’re violating His word.

“Especially by celebrating at this time of year,

“You’ve left yourself open to pagan influences, I fear.

“All Christians repent!” he told each girl and each boy,

“And stop all this nonsense about Yuletide Joy!

“Christ said honor His death---but said naught of his birth.

“So you’re really in error to proclaim ‘Peace on Earth!’”

The Christians responded by taking the Grinch to task.

“Why’s this guy so riled up?” they tended to ask.

But the Grinch was ready. He was clever and quick:

He next posed questions about dear old Saint Nick.

He combined various scriptures so that all could see

That the pretty decorations made an idol of the tree.

“When you get the presents out from under those trees,

“You’re in a worship position: You’re down on your knees!”

The Christians protested, “The tree’s not our god!”

But the Grinch responded, “Don’t you think that it’s odd

“That the Bible never commanded this particular celebration?

“It’s not a Jewish holiday for the Israeli nation.

“Celebrating Christmas violates God’s word!”

But the Christians objected, “This is really absurd!”

And they started fighting among one another

And forgot God’s commandment to love each other.

As the bickering spread across the boards,

The Grinch’s smile widened and his spirits soared.

For he had turned the attention away from God’s love---

Away from God’s gift from Heaven above.

If Christians forget the commission God gave

For us to tell the world how He came to save

All people from the power of sin,

And we lose sight of those we’re to love and to win

Then Christmas will no longer be that time of year

When we recall how the Word became flesh and dwelt with us here.

Don’t let that happen. Remember God’s love,

And remember His marvelous gift from above.

So tell the good news of the Eternal Light:

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
 
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