I suppose I should start off with hello so...
Hello.
Hmmm, how uneventful was that !
*looks at conversational ideas list*
Talk about the weather, nope.
Recite a scripture, nope.
Sing a song, definately not.
Ask what people do for a living, nope.
Order some fries, well I am a bit peckish but ...no.
*looks down to the very bottom of very long list*
Talk about self, ah that'll do.
* walks to front of forum*
* trips on stairs and falls over*
I should get those feet fixed
* Adjusts shirt, takes a deep breath and taps on microphone*
Hi my name is Alternate Carpark but please feel free to call me
3ntity or NTT.
As this is my prefered name but the registration wouldn't allow it
A funny thing happened to me on the way to these forums.
This guy walked up to me and asked if I had the time,
and I said no I have a pretty good immune system.
* crickets chirping*
*taps microphone*
Is this thing on, hello. Oh never mind.
Anyway, it so nice to be here, such a wide spectrum of people and topics and such, well done on the thought that has gone into this place.
Feel free to pull me up if I overstep any boundaries, the forum which is my cyber home at the moment is very open and it's not uncommon for people to have a real good go at each other concerning their beliefs.
Definately not for the fainthearted, plus I'm pretty secure enough to adjust my behaviour if asked nicely.
Okay, that's all the technicalities out of the way.
So a little about me then.
I'm an old man.
A single parent with two crazy teen kids.
They didn't make me old , I made them crazy.
I have been known to visit the antactic dressed in a penquin suit on the odd occasion.
um... I don't like dogs...and am very very annoyed at all the dog av's in the options section. But I'm dealing with that.
I used to be insane, but God had gloriously delivered me from all that these last 8 years. No joke intended on this bit of info.
Oh I broke the tail off of the glass fish that my daughter brought for me
Um.. what else... oh yeah I'm celibate, so girls...sorry but I ain't interested in remarrying.....ever.
Hmmm, that's about all I can think of at the moment.
What am I passionate about ? The most important commodity on the face of this planet..... people.
End of transmission.
Hello.
Hmmm, how uneventful was that !
*looks at conversational ideas list*
Talk about the weather, nope.
Recite a scripture, nope.
Sing a song, definately not.
Ask what people do for a living, nope.
Order some fries, well I am a bit peckish but ...no.
*looks down to the very bottom of very long list*
Talk about self, ah that'll do.
* walks to front of forum*
* trips on stairs and falls over*
I should get those feet fixed
* Adjusts shirt, takes a deep breath and taps on microphone*
Hi my name is Alternate Carpark but please feel free to call me
3ntity or NTT.
As this is my prefered name but the registration wouldn't allow it
A funny thing happened to me on the way to these forums.
This guy walked up to me and asked if I had the time,
and I said no I have a pretty good immune system.
* crickets chirping*
*taps microphone*
Is this thing on, hello. Oh never mind.
Anyway, it so nice to be here, such a wide spectrum of people and topics and such, well done on the thought that has gone into this place.
Feel free to pull me up if I overstep any boundaries, the forum which is my cyber home at the moment is very open and it's not uncommon for people to have a real good go at each other concerning their beliefs.
Definately not for the fainthearted, plus I'm pretty secure enough to adjust my behaviour if asked nicely.
Okay, that's all the technicalities out of the way.
So a little about me then.
I'm an old man.
A single parent with two crazy teen kids.
They didn't make me old , I made them crazy.
I have been known to visit the antactic dressed in a penquin suit on the odd occasion.
um... I don't like dogs...and am very very annoyed at all the dog av's in the options section. But I'm dealing with that.
I used to be insane, but God had gloriously delivered me from all that these last 8 years. No joke intended on this bit of info.
Oh I broke the tail off of the glass fish that my daughter brought for me
Um.. what else... oh yeah I'm celibate, so girls...sorry but I ain't interested in remarrying.....ever.
Hmmm, that's about all I can think of at the moment.
What am I passionate about ? The most important commodity on the face of this planet..... people.
End of transmission.
or should I say G'day?
