Grave. Stones

[returntosender]

Some memorable sayings you have seen, funny, surprising, clever, etc.
What you might like on your own

 

[returntosender]

A reason against cremation or for?

 

[returntosender]

AZ. I'm finally out of the heat. Or am i?

 

[Lost4words]

On mine, i would like:

"Digging until the very end"

 

[Tuur]

1. Pardon me for not getting up.
2. I'm at church now.

 

[returntosender]

Funny guys, lol. I thought mine were funny til i came back and read them again

AZ. I'm finally out of the heat. Or am i?

Meaning maybe I'm in heii so it's still hot

 

[returntosender]

On mine, i would like:

"Digging until the very end"

I would think you wouldn't want to dig too far doggy. You know what's down there, right?

 

[MehGuy]

Hmm... Not sure... Maybe something like... "Someday you'll be dead too".

 

[expos4ever]

I would rather be here than in Philadelphia. Not an original of course.

 

[Desk trauma]

I’m fond of the line Popcorn Sutton had carved on his stone, it cannot be posted here.

 

[returntosender]

Darn

 

[returntosender]

I think i just figured out why the word grave is used in this instance

 

[returntosender]

I'm glad you're here as long as you're not next to me. Ahahahahahaha

 

[Tuur]

I don't know if my aunt and cousins went through with it, but I had an uncle who wanted the following on his slab:

"I've made many deals in my life, but wound up in the hole on this one."

 

[Diamond72]

Some memorable sayings you have seen, funny, surprising, clever, etc.
What you might like on your own

I just hear the one that says: I told you I was sick.

 

[returntosender]

The last two made me really lol

 

[Chesterton]

I'm trying to become the first person ever to have their death sponsored. I want to sell ad space on my gravestone to put a little money in the pockets of my heirs. Nobody cares about my information. What do people care about? Google! Apple! Pizza Hut!

Those three are currently involved in a bidding war for my gravestone space. So far, Pizza Hut is the highest bidder, which makes sense. You know, some folks are visiting the cemetery to pay respects to their grandma, but hey, they still gotta eat. So they see the Hut logo while they're there and think "Why don't we get pizza on the way home. Granny used to love pizza".

 

[durangodawood]

I'm trying to become the first person ever to have their death sponsored. I want to sell ad space on my gravestone to put a little money in the pockets of my heirs. Nobody cares about my information. What do people care about? Google! Apple! Pizza Hut!

Those three are currently involved in a bidding war for my gravestone space. So far, Pizza Hut is the highest bidder, which makes sense. You know, some folks are visiting the cemetery to pay respects to their grandma, but hey, they still gotta eat. So they see the Hut logo while they're there and think "Why don't we get pizza on the way home. Granny used to love pizza".

Your grave stone could have a little red "roof". Or they could make the edges of it look like a stuffed crust.

 

[returntosender]

I'm trying to become the first person ever to have their death sponsored. I want to sell ad space on my gravestone to put a little money in the pockets of my heirs. Nobody cares about my information. What do people care about? Google! Apple! Pizza Hut!

Those three are currently involved in a bidding war for my gravestone space. So far, Pizza Hut is the highest bidder, which makes sense. You know, some folks are visiting the cemetery to pay respects to their grandma, but hey, they still gotta eat. So they see the Hut logo while they're there and think "Why don't we get pizza on the way home. Granny used to love pizza".

I don't know, maybe it would be easier money to put a donation cup built-in to your stone. "Support my heirs"

 

[Tuur]

I'm trying to become the first person ever to have their death sponsored. I want to sell ad space on my gravestone to put a little money in the pockets of my heirs. Nobody cares about my information. What do people care about? Google! Apple! Pizza Hut!

I've told my wife to sell tickets to mine, because when you give people what they want, they'll come out and see it.