Good news, bad news, good news, bad news...

[public hermit]

Bad news: Who needs nightmares when dreams go away?

 

[lucypevensie]

Good news: some good dreams really do come true.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Bad news: Overzealous Freudian Psychologists will overinterpret them and end up diagnosing you with some neurosis or mental illness or other.

 

[*LILAC]

Good news: Psychologists can be wrong.

 

[Chesterton]

Bad news: They still expect to get paid.

 

[Sam91]

Good news: they can buy food once paid.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Bad news: The average Pdychologist expects to earn more than the breadline.

 

[Sam91]

Good news: but even the bad ones can eat now!

 

[frogalone]

Bad news: They can also go on cruises that we pay for.

 

[*LILAC]

Good news: They might get sick on that cruise and then need to go through the health care system for themselves.

 

[Sam91]

Bad news: the ship faced a series of unfortunate events: it got lost, the food went stale, it got hit by an meteor and sank.

 

[lucypevensie]

Good news: it makes for a very interesting and exciting site for avid scuba divers.

 

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

bad news: one of the divers gets her leg bitten off by a shark.

 

[Chesterton]

Good news: She gets to be the star of her own episode of the program I Shouldn't Be Alive.

Oh my gosh, anyone seen this show? If your idea of entertainment is watching reenactments of the worst conceivable abject human misery, I highly recommend it.

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: those of us who don't have cable won't be able to watch that show.

(I did see it when we did have cable though, and for me out was a must-watch)

 

[JPPT1974]

Good news and she could get a lot of fan mail and be an inspirational speaker

 

[Chesterton]

Bad news: She got famous and I started stalking her.

 

[lucypevensie]

Good news: you've been reported to the authorities and they're hot on your tail to stop this nonsense.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Bad news: Using suddenly manifesting superpowers, he disappeared into thin air.

 

[Chesterton]

Good news: I decided to leave her alone and start stalking a different celebrity: Danny DeVito. It's the perfect crime; even if he goes to the police, no one would believe anyone would bother stalking Danny DeVito.