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Good Clean Jokes! :)
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This is like a riddle thread. I believe I have seen a a riddle thread somewhere in here, anyway, since u stopped by , post something. Even if it's really corny pick-up lines.....
Who are we? Though we have tongues, we never complain of the weight on our soles, though it causes no pain. We carry loads all day. When we are empty, we rest. We are twins.
I'll post the answer next time.
Who are we? Though we have tongues, we never complain of the weight on our soles, though it causes no pain. We carry loads all day. When we are empty, we rest. We are twins.
I'll post the answer next time.
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These are my all-time favourite jokes! Hope you like them too.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming and they were wearing sunglasses?
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Answer:
Nothing. He didn't recognise them!
(Hope these weren't too
for you all!)
Nothing. He didn't recognise them!
(Hope these weren't too
for you all!)
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A fence, perhaps? or hedge? or wall? 
The first jokes I ever learned as a child:
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Answer: Because it ran out of juice!!
OR!!
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Answer: Because the light said Stop!!
(Well, they still make me laugh! Wonder if that says something about me? ....No, don't want to know, thanks all the same!)
The first jokes I ever learned as a child:
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Answer: Because it ran out of juice!!
OR!!
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Answer: Because the light said Stop!!
(Well, they still make me laugh! Wonder if that says something about me? ....No, don't want to know, thanks all the same!)
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Why did the PIG fall into the MUD PUDDLE !!
So that he could get cooled off !!
Sure it's stupid ... but at least it's a clean joke !! Have a blessed day one & all !!
So that he could get cooled off !!
Sure it's stupid ... but at least it's a clean joke !! Have a blessed day one & all !!
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a fence was the answer for my joke/riddle....
very true t-bear thanks for the post
now i don't know about "clean" for this one but here it goes: Why did the car smell?
because it had a lot of gas!!
very true t-bear
thanks for the post now i don't know about "clean" for this one but here it goes: Why did the car smell?
because it had a lot of gas!!
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When a pastor joined the local service club in his community, some of the members of his congregation made up the nametags for the group. They decided to play a practical joke on the pastor by labeling his occupation as "Hog Caller" on his nametag.
When the pastor saw his nametag, he commented: "They usually call me the 'The Sheperd of the Sheep,' but I suppose our members know themselves better than I do. "
When the pastor saw his nametag, he commented: "They usually call me the 'The Sheperd of the Sheep,' but I suppose our members know themselves better than I do. "
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ha thanks sangarime for the laugh and great to have a catch up with you too, even if its brief.
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Hey guys 
Heard this on the radio this morning .......
How did the mechanic who'd spent all day repairing mufflers, feel when he finally got home?
EXHAUSTED!!!
Heard this on the radio this morning .......
How did the mechanic who'd spent all day repairing mufflers, feel when he finally got home?
EXHAUSTED!!!
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