But, I can guarantee for myself and I double dog dare you to admit, if you can be face to face with God, I know I would be looking for something more than a poem about how it all started!
Why not? Poetry is beautiful; it has enriched my life and walk with God more than a thousand dusty scientific theorems. Besides, all Job got was a poem too. Are you more righteous than him?
Presumptively, he has all of them? Why not?
If Jesus was God, eternally existent, what does that say?
Sometime during the first few centuries, the church somehow felt the need to debate whether Jesus would defecate. Seems like a waste of time to want to go there.
To deny that God has arms and legs is a nonsense argument. Are we going to split hairs about how God the father differs from Jesus in form and appearance? Doesn't that become teh question? Isn't that a complete waste of time?
You're willing to split hairs on something as trivial as the past speed of light, and not to spend any time at all on the grand relationship between the Father and His perfect revelation in human flesh? You've got to be kidding!
The theophany of John 1 clearly states that Jesus
became flesh. The Christological hymn of Philippians 2 states that Jesus
took on the nature of a servant. It is ironic that on one hand you say that YECism emphasizes God's action in the world - and on the other, you would emphasize His immutability and aseity at the expense of that very action!
If God has hands and legs, and our being in the image of God refers to our having hands and legs, then our humanity becomes very disturbingly fragile:
Does a thalidomide baby born without limbs bear the image of God?
Does a war veteran with double amputations of the legs bear the image of God?
Does an embryo, who has no limbs, bear the image of God?
Does someone with polydactyly, or the ostrich-toed people of Africa, bear the image of God? (But they don't have five fingers on each hand or five fingers on each foot!)
Did Samson still bear the image of God after his eyes were gouged out?
Or did the servant in the garden bear the image of God for the five minutes in which he didn't have his ear?
Our society marginalizes the physically handicapped enough. Their life is bad enough; they don't need to be told in addition that they aren't made in the image of God!