There was a man that had a conversation with God. He asked God, "Lord, is it true that one second to you is like a thousand years and a thousand years is like one second?" "Yes, it's true!" replied the Lord, "One second to me is like a thousand years and a thousand years is like one second."
The man continued, "So, then, one dollar to you is like a million dollars? And a million dollars is like a dollar?" "Yes," replied the Lord, "one dollar to me is like a million dollars and a million dollars is like one dollar."
"So, Lord," the man continued anxiously, "can you give me just one dollar?" "Yes," the Lord replied, "I can give you that. That would be so easy for me to do. Can you just wait for me one second?"
The man continued, "So, then, one dollar to you is like a million dollars? And a million dollars is like a dollar?" "Yes," replied the Lord, "one dollar to me is like a million dollars and a million dollars is like one dollar."
"So, Lord," the man continued anxiously, "can you give me just one dollar?" "Yes," the Lord replied, "I can give you that. That would be so easy for me to do. Can you just wait for me one second?"
