Okay here goes. If this happened to you, i guarentee that the fear of God would be put in you lol. I apologize in advance if this joke offends anyone. I do not like really telling christian jokes, cuz im always afraid of that, so please forgive me.
Two boys sat in the park sharing acorn nuts. They split them evenly amongst themselves and then would play a game with them. (I dont remember what game, but its not important)
Meanwhile, a little boy came home from church riding his bike by the park. He was thinking about today's Sunday school lesson about heaven and hell. As he was thinking this, he heard two voices.
"One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you....."
Scared, the little boy rode his bike down the street as fast as he could until he bumped into an old man. He said with a terrified voice, "God and Satan are in the park spliting souls among themselves!!" The old man came with the boy just to comfort him.
When they reached the park they sat on the curb and listened to the voices. "One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you,". They sat there for a while. Then the voices spoke up again. "Alright thats the last of them." Then the other voice said, "Wait, we forgot to get those two nuts down by the road."
The old man and the boy took off running straight back to the church.
I know God and Satan wouldn't really be working together like that, but still, a good joke my youth pastor told me. God bless.
Two boys sat in the park sharing acorn nuts. They split them evenly amongst themselves and then would play a game with them. (I dont remember what game, but its not important)
Meanwhile, a little boy came home from church riding his bike by the park. He was thinking about today's Sunday school lesson about heaven and hell. As he was thinking this, he heard two voices.
"One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you....."
Scared, the little boy rode his bike down the street as fast as he could until he bumped into an old man. He said with a terrified voice, "God and Satan are in the park spliting souls among themselves!!" The old man came with the boy just to comfort him.
When they reached the park they sat on the curb and listened to the voices. "One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you,". They sat there for a while. Then the voices spoke up again. "Alright thats the last of them." Then the other voice said, "Wait, we forgot to get those two nuts down by the road."
The old man and the boy took off running straight back to the church.
I know God and Satan wouldn't really be working together like that, but still, a good joke my youth pastor told me. God bless.
