Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David, he rocked Goliath to sleep.
Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?
A. The thought had never entered his head before?
Q. If Goliath is resurrected, would you like to tell him the joke about
David and Goliath?
A. No, he already fell for it once.
Q. Why won't we drink milk in the new world?
A. Because, at Armageddon, there will be udder destruction.
Q. Who was known as a Mathematician in the Bible?
A. Moses, he wrote the book of Numbers.
Q. Will there be dogs in the new system?
A. No, 2 Peter 3:14 tells us that we will be without spot.
Q. Where is the first recorded Biblical case of constipation?
A. In Kings where it says that David sat on the throne for forty years.
Q. How do we know they didn't play cards in the ark?
A. Because Noah sat on the deck.
lol!
A. David, he rocked Goliath to sleep.
Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?
A. The thought had never entered his head before?
Q. If Goliath is resurrected, would you like to tell him the joke about
David and Goliath?
A. No, he already fell for it once.
Q. Why won't we drink milk in the new world?
A. Because, at Armageddon, there will be udder destruction.
Q. Who was known as a Mathematician in the Bible?
A. Moses, he wrote the book of Numbers.
Q. Will there be dogs in the new system?
A. No, 2 Peter 3:14 tells us that we will be without spot.
Q. Where is the first recorded Biblical case of constipation?
A. In Kings where it says that David sat on the throne for forty years.
Q. How do we know they didn't play cards in the ark?
A. Because Noah sat on the deck.
lol!
