funny joke

[beanbagboy1982]

i heard this joke in a couples seminar at church

Adam was walking all alone in the garden,feeling lonely he asked GOd to make a mate for him, someone beautiful who would be there for him, GOd answered him" MY child adam, i will make you a mate, but it will be expensive".

Adam replies"really, how epensive?"

God replies"am afraid it will cost you an arm and a leg"

Adam Replies"well,.....what can i get for a rib"

 

[mixaleena]

better watch it. There are ALOT of women on this forum! LOL!

 

[AnnMercy2]

I've heard that over and over and will never get tired of it

 

[Toxic-Jubilee]

lol

 

[Lbiagm]

funny Beanbag

 

[Follow_The_Lamb]

lol

 

 

[Follow_The_Lamb]

keep the jokes flowing

 

[JesusLoveA]

ok that was funny.

 

[Lbiagm]

more jokes.

 

[onecrazycowgirl]

I don't think I'll tire of that one

 

[Noddingdog]

Did you hear about the peanuts walking down the dark alley at night?
One of them was assalted.

And what about the chip shop fight?
The fish was battered.

 

[beanbagboy1982]

ok i heard this one from a friend.

A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question,"Boys and
girls, what do we know about God?" A hand shot up in the air. "He is an
artist!" said the kindergarten boy.
"Really? How do you know?" the teacher asked.
"You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven....... "

 

[beanbagboy1982]

i guess no one thought my joke was funny