Funny church signs

[ForgivenPrincess]

Here I'll just be posting phrases I've seen on church signs that are funny.

Okay, okay. I have a board on Pinterest called "church signs" so I will be getting my phrases from there. First one:

"Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?"

These may or may not make you laugh but I hope it makes someone smile. Feel free to add any you find.

 

[ForgivenPrincess]

"How do we make holy water? We boil the Hell out of it."

P.S. staff let me know if this one isn't appropiate. Thanks.

 

[ForgivenPrincess]

"Wrinkled with burdens? Come to church for a faith lift!"

 

[Heart2Soul]

Why did God create woman? He needed someone to hold an intelligent conversation with....

 

[Heart2Soul]

Why did God create man....because woman insists she is always right...

 

[Heart2Soul]

Seven Days without God makes one weak

 

[Far Side Of the Moon]

"How do we make holy water? We boil the Hell out of it."

P.S. staff let me know if this one isn't appropiate. Thanks.

Funny lololol

 

[Deadworm]

Actual sign at an Arizona church during a hot summer day in the desert:
"You think it's hot here?"

 

[SkyWriting]

phrases I've seen on church signs that are funny.

 

[Humble me Lord]

Give Satan an inch, he will be your ruler!

 

[Humble me Lord]

Forbidden fruit creates many jams

 

[Dave-W]

 

[SkyWriting]

phrases I've seen on church signs that are funny.

 

[Heart2Soul]

Now this is funny....but true. LOL

 

[Heart2Soul]

 

[brinny]

 

[Heart2Soul]

To acquire sainthood one must have performed a miracle...I guess I am a saint now because I managed to balance my checkbook for the first time ever!!!! It's a miracle!

 

[brinny]

To acquire sainthood one must have performed a miracle...I guess I am a saint now because I managed to balance my checkbook for the first time ever!!!! It's a miracle!

LOL!

All kidding aside, Dave Ramsey would be proud.

Congrats Saint Heart2Soul

 

[Humble me Lord]

Jesus said "I'll be back", way before Arnold did

 

[ForgivenPrincess]