Originally posted by altya
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Patty I love your avatar!!!
Hey Altya,
Ain't it just like me?? I can relate!
Now, I'm better equipped for Apologetics, don'tcha think??
Patty
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Funny Bible questions
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Hey Altya,
Ain't it just like me?? I can relate!
Now, I'm better equipped for Apologetics, don'tcha think??
Patty
Originally posted by Amy
... Don't know, and I'd love to find out!
Which reminds me of another one on Apostle Paul: did you know that one of the thieves crusified with Jesus was Paul's father?? Can anyone think of a Bible reference?
I give up
how was the thief Paul's father
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Here's one:
What the heck did Mrs. Noah say to Mr. Noah when it came time to clean up after all the animals in the ark?
P.S. You make up your own answer. I don't have one in mind. It was just a silly question.
Patty
What the heck did Mrs. Noah say to Mr. Noah when it came time to clean up after all the animals in the ark?
P.S. You make up your own answer. I don't have one in mind. It was just a silly question.
Patty
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Did you know that as well as having been a tent maker Paul was also a Baker ?Yeh the good book tells us he went to Phill a pi (Fill a pie) get it!
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Originally posted by kersejohn
Yeh the good book tells us he went to Phill a pi (Fill a pie) get it!
Thanks Kersejohn,
I couldn't figure how phillipi worked for that answer. Now I got it!
Patty
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What was the best thing that God had ever given anyone who died laughing?
Answer:
A sense of humor.
Answer:
A sense of humor.
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Adam and Eve were created, right?....Right!....Did they have belly buttons? If you think about it this is a legitimate question....lol
Did the whale burp after swallowing Jonah???
Did the whale burp after swallowing Jonah???
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Bible Quiz...
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
A. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. What was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home
Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
Bible Quiz...
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
A. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. What was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home
Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
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