Fun With Puns

[panterapat]

I am looking for a punny post. Wood you add to my post?

 

[panterapat]

Come on punsters. Don't be a party pooper or I'll have to get the scooper. Get on track and train your brain to see words in a different way. Give moor to this post so I can float my boat.

 

[panterapat]

I was hoping to have some PUNctual posters here. Are there no PUNdits of prose out there? I PUNch my knee every time I see no replies on this PUNNY thread. You can post here and not even worry about PUNxuation of your sentences. Non-PUNxuation is PUNdemic anyway with IM messages and such. You wanna talk about PUNy Brewster- that's OK too. I don't live very far from PUNxutawney PUNsylvania where the groundhog PUNtificates about the time remaining in winter. Any PUNject is acceptable. And if you decide to post here- that would be PUNderful!

 

[GraftMeIn]

This could most PUNishing indeed Let's try not to spare any PUNches!

Do you promise not to sue for any PUNitive damages if you PUNcture a lung from laughing too hard?

 

[GraftMeIn]

/me wonders if that was an ADD-Equate ADDiction

 

[panterapat]

They say that a pun is the lowest form of humor. But I beg to differ. As Descartes said: "I pun therefore I am." (or something like that)

 

[GraftMeIn]

Do you think most women go on dye-its when their hair starts turning gray?

 

[panterapat]

That's a hairy question. I could stay out of trouble by telling a bald face lie. Or I could get to the root of the matter. Perhaps the answer isn't black or white but a shade of gray. But don't lose any weight over it.

 

[strelok0017]

Very punny

 

[Huldah]

What do you get if the matador falls into the oil press?---Oil of Ole'

 

[strelok0017]

I don't get it.

 

[Huldah]

It's a woman thing. Oil of Olay--used for skin--Ole'
Don't worry, I found it on-line. I'll look for a better pun. One that is punny.

 

[Huldah]

My job at the concrete plant seems to be getting harder and harder.

My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.

 

[Huldah]

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

 

[Huldah]

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

 

[strelok0017]

Totally awesome!

 

[Huldah]

One more, then I'll give someone else room to put theirs.

Need someone to put animals on an ark? I noah guy.

 

[strelok0017]

That's the best one so far.

 

[Huldah]

Sleep Comes So Naturaly To Me. I Could Do It With My Eyes Closed.

 

[strelok0017]