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Fun With Puns

Discussion in 'Clean/Christian Jokes' started by panterapat, Apr 19, 2003.

  1. panterapat

    panterapat Praise God in all things!

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    I am looking for a punny post. Wood you add to my post?
     
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  2. panterapat

    panterapat Praise God in all things!

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    Come on punsters. Don't be a party pooper or I'll have to get the scooper. Get on track and train your brain to see words in a different way. Give moor to this post so I can float my boat.
     
  3. panterapat

    panterapat Praise God in all things!

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    I was hoping to have some PUNctual posters here. Are there no PUNdits of prose out there? I PUNch my knee every time I see no replies on this PUNNY thread. You can post here and not even worry about PUNxuation of your sentences. Non-PUNxuation is PUNdemic anyway with IM messages and such. You wanna talk about PUNy Brewster- that's OK too. I don't live very far from PUNxutawney PUNsylvania where the groundhog PUNtificates about the time remaining in winter. Any PUNject is acceptable. And if you decide to post here- that would be PUNderful!
     
  4. GraftMeIn

    GraftMeIn The Masters Gardener

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    This could most PUNishing indeed :D Let's try not to spare any PUNches!

    Do you promise not to sue for any PUNitive damages if you PUNcture a lung from laughing too hard?
     
  5. GraftMeIn

    GraftMeIn The Masters Gardener

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    /me wonders if that was an ADD-Equate ADDiction
     
  6. panterapat

    panterapat Praise God in all things!

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    They say that a pun is the lowest form of humor. But I beg to differ. As Descartes said: "I pun therefore I am." (or something like that)
     
  7. GraftMeIn

    GraftMeIn The Masters Gardener

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    Do you think most women go on dye-its when their hair starts turning gray?
     
  8. panterapat

    panterapat Praise God in all things!

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    That's a hairy question. I could stay out of trouble by telling a bald face lie. Or I could get to the root of the matter. Perhaps the answer isn't black or white but a shade of gray. But don't lose any weight over it.
     
  9. strelok0017

    strelok0017 _______

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    Very punny :muahah:
     
  10. Huldah

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    What do you get if the matador falls into the oil press?---Oil of Ole'
     
  11. strelok0017

    strelok0017 _______

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    :mmh:

    I don't get it. :p
     
  12. Huldah

    Huldah Newbie

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    It's a woman thing. Oil of Olay--used for skin--Ole'
    Don't worry, I found it on-line. I'll look for a better pun. One that is punny.
     
  13. Huldah

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    My job at the concrete plant seems to be getting harder and harder.

    My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.
     
  14. Huldah

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    I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
     
  15. Huldah

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    Atheism is a non-prophet organization
     
  16. strelok0017

    strelok0017 _______

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    Totally awesome! :thumbsup:
     
  17. Huldah

    Huldah Newbie

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    One more, then I'll give someone else room to put theirs.

    Need someone to put animals on an ark? I noah guy.
     
  18. strelok0017

    strelok0017 _______

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    That's the best one so far. :)
     
  19. Huldah

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    Sleep Comes So Naturaly To Me. I Could Do It With My Eyes Closed.
     
  20. strelok0017

    strelok0017 _______

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    :muahah:

    :thumbsup:
     
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