Fun Thread: Whoever Posts Last is King/ Queen of the Thread!!! (41)

[Trailltrader]

And another week at the rat races will begin shortly,,,,it's Sunday night at 10 pm

 

[psalms 91]

king

 

[Trailltrader]

Emperor- and good morning, Psalms!

 

[Rebecca Sue]

Hi guys, hope you have a great day!

 

[Trailltrader]

It's starting out OK,,,,Morning Rebecca

 

[Trailltrader]

OK- I hope everyone enjoys a laugh at my expense. First, I live in Washington State- what happened was 100% legal just so you know.

Neighbor comes over, says "would you like some medicated yellow cake?" I picked up on the "Yellow cake and free" part but somehow missed the part about "medicated as a euphemism for hash oil mixed with coconut oil".

90 minutes or so later I'm completely trashed- I don't like pot, or any mind- altering substance so for 6 hours I was completely wasted.

God Bless The Wife- her patience and understanding kicked in around 2 hours after the "Buzz" started.

"This has got to be one of the dumbest things I've ever done"

"No kidding? What clued you in?"

I started to count, got lost. Started to count, got lost again,,,,,

"Maybe how the room spins and tilts? How my whole body feels like it's on fire and how I'm dizzy but don't quite feel like throwing up?"

I staggered into the bed and stayed right there- except I had to go take a wizz every hour, on the hour,,,,Oh man! this stuff has screwed up my diabetes!! Thats why I'm using the bathroom so often!

Blood sugar level is 135,,,,not too bad, considering the size of the cake I ate without taking my insulin meds,,,,,

In spite of being COMPLETELY trashed, I did learn a few things:

1)I now understand why and how the Hopi Native Americans will use peyote to contact and interact with God/The Great Spirit.

2)Had some fantastic, open communication prayer.

3)The arthritis in my feet, ankles, knees and hips were pain free- and still are- pain free.

4)It certainly helped my kidney stones- not sure if its from all the urination or if its from the pain killing feature but it certainly helped on that too.

I don't really care if someone uses pot or not- I've never felt I had enough brain cells to waste on such foolishness for recreational purposes. Having said that, in a lower more common sense dose I can see how this would definitely be helpful in pain management.

 

[Rebecca Sue]

Oh no, & you didn't realize you had ingested it! That could be scary. I too don't want to lose any brain cells. Did that in college, try to preserve them now. Glad you are not having pain though!

 

[Trailltrader]

Exactly, Rebecca. I'm fine now

 

[Rebecca Sue]

Good
Queen

 

[Trailltrader]

Yes Rebecca, it was pretty scary there for awhile. Why anyone would ever consider the recreational use of pot is beyond my comprehension. I never want to experience that again.

 

[psalms 91]

lol our state it is still illegal but doesnt sem to stop those who want it

 

[Trailltrader]

Well Psalms, they can have my share! Seriously? It wasn't fun at all.

 

[Rebecca Sue]

I like being sober myself. Glad it is out of your system.

 

[Trailltrader]

So am I,,,,so am I!

 

[psalms 91]

king

 

[Trailltrader]

Been up all night cause I slept all day,,,,,the wife's been going to a pain treatment/management class with physical therapy to deal with the bone spurs and stuff? Today makes day #4 and she claims it's already 30% better!!

So that's a Thankful Praise to God for that healing! =)

 

[psalms 91]

Amen God is good

 

[Trailltrader]

Wish the dog would learn how to "dog" faster. She HATES going outside to do her business- even if her bladder is hurting. So I'll force her out- and she feels so much better but she'll still hide under the bed and whine if I force her out.

 

[psalms 91]

My dog loves to go out and take walks.

 

[Trailltrader]

My old mutt used to do that too, Psalms.

We had pizza for dinner. I now have a very angry wife cause we've been on Medifast but I didn't see her put it down,,,, =D