Fun Thread: Whoever Posts Last is King/ Queen of the Thread!!! (15)

[DarkCoffeeJazz]

AS YOUR NEW KING, I DECREE EVERYONE MUZT DRINK DA COFFEEZ AND LISTIN DO DA JAZZZZ MOOSIK!!!!!

King JAZZ!

 

[kellyc]

herr coffee, you must not prevail.

 

[DarkCoffeeJazz]

Frauelin, is that crown a bit too heavy for you?
here, allow me to relieve you of that burden.
*takes crown*
YES! KING BABY!

 

[Grumpy Hillbilly]

Alright "King Jazz", hand that crown over to the fat man!

 

[DarkCoffeeJazz]

Alright "King Jazz", hand that crown over to the fat man!

Ha!
*draws coffee mug, throws it at you*
How does it taste? The blend of your defeat, that is.
Quite bitter?
*keeps crown*

 

[Brother Jason]

Now if it's black and strong enough for the horseshoe to stand up in it with no help, that's strong enough. It'll put hair on your back! You will learn these things when you become king!

 

[DarkCoffeeJazz]

Now if it's black and strong enough for the horseshoe to stand up in it with no help, that's strong enough. It'll put hair on your back! You will learn these things when you become king!

Guess I've already learned it then.
OH! Burnz....
On my tongue.....
COFFEE IZ HAWT.....

 

[Daughter of His]

The royal cooks serve only to me the Royal Java fit for her majesty which is no doubt Queen DOH.

 

[Brother Jason]

The royal cooks serve only to me the Royal Java fit for her majesty which is no doubt Queen DOH.

Would that be Maxwell House DOH?

 

[DarkCoffeeJazz]

It's obviously Godot Blend #107
*coughcoughVIDEOGAMEREFERENCEcoughcough*
And Iz da king dat wat drinketh it..eth.....

 

[Brother Jason]

Video game, you mean like pacman?

 

[DarkCoffeeJazz]

Video game, you mean like pacman?

Nope. I mean like Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations for the Nintendo DS.
KING ME.

 

[Brother Jason]

Nope. I mean like Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations for the Nintendo DS.
KING ME.

Alrighty then, I was joking about pacman, but you really got me on that one. My boys had, starfox I think was the name of it, that's about as far as I got. King me? Yeah, I can play chess!

 

[DarkCoffeeJazz]

Alrighty then, I was joking about pacman, but you really got me on that one. My boys had, starfox I think was the name of it, that's about as far as I got. King me? Yeah, I can play chess!

CHECKERS.
Fix'd.
What is a king, if he is not me? He obviously is someone who hasn't heard I'm da king.
(That's counting only us mortals of course. )

 

[Daughter of His]

DOH fluffs up the cushion on her throne and takes her rightful seat.

 

[Brother Jason]

Here, let me help you up DOH! Ah, that is much better with the cushions fluffed, thanks for making me more comfy, I'll allow you to stay at court for your kind act.

 

[DarkCoffeeJazz]

*trapdoor is opened underneath Jason*
The switch in this throne I'm sitting in is SO convenient!
It's good to be king.

 

[Brother Jason]

Guards Guards! Arrest this, this usurper!

 

[Tristan3]

It's good to be King

Tristan

 

[DarkCoffeeJazz]

Now now.... we all know guitar rock heroes burn out bright...
Particularly as they get booted out of my castle...
KINGED.