Fun Joke

[7thDay]

There are two church elders in suits holding signs that say
"Turn back the end is near" and "The end comes soon".
They stand by the bend of the road, waving the signs.

Cars go by unheading, some even make rude comments, but after each car goes by a small 'splush' sound is heard. Finally after standing there for the whole morning one of the elders says, "Maybe we should write that the bridge collapsed."

 

[LuvAslan]

LOL! Exellent!

 

[Jonathan30]

LOL Good one.

 

[godisgr8]

lol

 

[7thDay]

I just remembered another.

Okay there is a kid reading his bible and he suddenly yells "praise the Lord"
A passing atheist historian asks the boy why he is yelling. The boy answers that he just read how God made a path throught the Red Sea.

The athesit smiles and says, oh its been found that there really was only like a foot of water there at that time, so they just waded through, "there was no miricle"

The boy goes sober and looks at his bible, then as the historian is about to leave the boy again yells "praise the Lord,

The atheist is startled and says "I thought i told you its not a miricle"

The boy looked up smiled, and said "No, its amiricle that God drowned an entire egyptian army in only a foot of water.

 

[Sooner0724]

Lol! Both of those were great!

 

[Theogonia]

The second one was hilarious.

I'd be one of the people that drove off the end of the bridge lol.

 

[7thDay]

Okay this isn't a joke but more of a humerous story (and its true)

A airplane pilot crashlands on a island. He wanders a bit then he finds a dark skinned man reading the Bible. The airplane pilot trys to communicate with the man. The man tells the pilot about how his life was changed by this book from the sky. The airplane pilot who is an atheist reply's that that book is worthless. The man looks at the pilot and says, "if i weren't for this book I would have already cooked and eaten you.

Only after does the pilot realize that he has landed on a caniball island and that some of its population were changed after reading the bibles that had been dropped in an emergancy by some carrier plane.

 

[soraya]

loool nice jokes

 

[7thDay]

thank you

 

[Jet1988]

lol

 

[notanordinarygirl]

Mwahaha! That was fun.