What in the world does consciousness have to do with matter?
Wait. I know the answer. Nothing!!!
Uh, no it's really not like it at all. Not at all. At all.
I was going to address each of your assertions individually, but it's becoming clear to me that you have embraced some sort of neo-Hellenistic philosophy for which I have no sympathy whatsoever. You make so many statements that are diametrically opposed to the Gospel and then you appeal to a certain hermeneutic to prove your point. Why use Scripture at all if, as you say, you are a staunch materialist? My mind is either too large or too small for that to add up. It's not that I mind wasting your time thereby keeping you from serving this stuff up to someone who might buy it, but you need to understand that if you believe God Himself crawled out of some primordial ooze then we've got an infinite way to go to come to some sort of agreement. I don't hold to a radical uber-literalist approach to Scripture but I don't believe that emissions from the nostrils of a materialist form of a Christ have precedence over Scripture, either. The Holy Spirit never contradicts Scripture. The Bible says that 1+1+1=1. You can't materialize that by saying God is like a brain with 3 physical parts because if they're physical they're separate and cannot equal 1. They equal 3. 3 people who work together harmoniously on a project are still 3 people. There are not one as God is One.
As far as your frustration goes, you only have to read my signature to see where I stand. But I can't say I agree with your counterpoint that God and man are exactly the same metaphysically speaking. I don't venture very far into metaphysical questions. I believe that the supernatural is as real as the natural but that also for His providential reasons God has chosen to separate them at least for the time being. I'm encountering Determinism here on CF in a way that is new to me and frankly quite unsettling. The idea that God harbors actual malice for the wicked is completely foreign to me. And if I could accept the view that He created certain people for the explicit purpose of living an unrighteous life and then suffering forever in fervent flames I would probably die of depression.