Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[blueguy]

that was so, so cruel!!!..... lol teasing

Unfortunately, the shark had babies

 

[faithmom]

(now I am laughing....my kids know such a great song about a shark family!)

Fortunately, their mouths were too small to do much damage....yet.

 

[blueguy]

Unfortunately, an earthquake cracked the pool, draining the water, exposing the baby sharks and were attacked by seagulls endangering the pastor

 

[faithmom]

Fortunately he spied a bag of McDonald's french fries that someone had thrown in their fear of the earthquake....and everyone knows just how easily you can distract sea gulls by throwing french fries in the air for them to catch.

 

[blueguy]

Unfortunately, they had ketchup on them and the neighborhood kids got to them before the seagulls

 

[faithmom]

Fortunately the sea gulls started to chase the kids instead.

 

[blueguy]

Unfortunatly, the kids pulled out BB guns and formed a circle

 

[faithmom]

Fortunately, they'd forgotten to load the guns.

 

[blueguy]

Gosh!!!..... we are weird!! LOL

 

[blueguy]

Unfortunately, the kids began swinging the guns as bats

 

[BlessedPearl]

Gosh!!!..... we are weird!! LOL

You said it!

Fortunately the police arrived and arrested all the kids with the guns.

 

[faithmom]

Unfortunately one of them got away....the "weird" one.

 

[BlessedPearl]

Fortunately, Auncy came to the rescue and loaded everyone: Jack, Jill, Pastor Duke and Doug into her large car which she drove very fast out of that situation.

 

[faithmom]

Unfortunately, she got a flat tire.

 

[BlessedPearl]

Fortunately that did not happen until she had driven 35 miles down the road.

 

[faithmom]

Unfortunately non of them had AAA to come help them out.

 

[Auncy]

fortunately one of them belonged to the BBB and they knew who to call.

 

[RoseyK]

unfortunately no one had a cell phone to call the BBB.

(who are the BBB anyway???)

 

[Auncy]

(BBB is the Better Business Bureau LOL!!!)

Fortunately a tow truck showed up

 

[marezee]

unfortunately, Pastor Duke's armpits were chaffing pretty badly now and he was in a lot of pain!