Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[NostalgicGranny]

Fortunately the tow truck driver had a case of motor oil to ease the Pastors chaffing pits.

 

[marezee]

unfortunately, now Pastor Duke smelled like a dirty garage!

 

[NostalgicGranny]

Fortunately the pastors wife had something in her purse that just might help.

 

[ANurseInChrist]

unfortunately it was only makeup to make her look good.

 

[RoseyK]

Fortunately the make up was loaded with moisturizers and so it helped with the chaffing.

 

[NostalgicGranny]

Unfortunately the pastor was allergic to lanolin and there was tons of it in the make up he tried.

 

[marezee]

fortunately, Auncy (not the pastor's wife...he's not married!) had water in her water bottle to wash off the lanolin b4 it could do any damage.

 

[April Angel]

Unfortunately the lanolin was too sticky to wash off just with water.

 

[marezee]

Fortunately, Auncy had a wet wipe also in her purse and wiped it off completely!

 

[NostalgicGranny]

Unfortunately the cat ate the wet wipe.

 

[ALABALE]

Fortunately, it cleansed her throat of any furballs.

 

[marezee]

unfortunately, Pastor Duke had to get to church for a wedding ceremony...and it looked like he was going to be late!

 

[Auncy]

Fortunately the wedding was moved back an hour, so pastor duke could spend more time with Auncy

 

[April Angel]

Unfortunately Auncy had to spend all of that time driving Pastor Duke to his church since they were 35 miles out of town.

 

[marezee]

fortunately, they had that time to talk and Pastor Duke asked Auncy out to dinner...this time it will go as planned, he said!

 

[April Angel]

Unfortunately Doug was still in the back of the car (together with Jill and Jack) and overheard their conversation.

 

[DaBronx]

Fortunately they were speaking in tongues and Doug had no idea what they were saying!

 

[April Angel]

Unfortunately Jill did know what they were saying and she repeated it to Jack within Doug's hearing.

 

[DaBronx]

Fortunately Doug was too busy wondering what the score of the Met game was and wasn't paying attention...

 

[Auncy]

fortunately, they had that time to talk and Pastor Duke asked Auncy out to dinner...this time it will go as planned, he said!

i knew I could count on you marezee LOL

Fortunately Doug was too busy wondering what the score of the Met game was and wasn't paying attention...

unfortunately the Met's were LOOSING and the PHILLIES won the Wild Card race and Paster Duke, Auncy, Doug, Jack and Jill were celibrating!!!