Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[Auncy]

(Oh Man rosey!! you had to ruin the moment for me LOL!!)

Fortunately there was a fountain nearby and Auncy washed her hands and Paster Duke could return to what he was doing before he sneezed. so there!!!

 

[BlessedPearl]

Unfortunately, Pastor Duke's wife turned up just then and asked him, what did he think he was doing?

 

[Auncy]

Fortunately the wife needed glasses and she went up to the WRONG man because pastor duke is SINGLE!!!

 

[RoseyK]

Unfortunately, Pastor Duke wanted to ask Auncy out for a date, but his church does not pay him well. (bummer)

 

[Auncy]

(Oh that is so sad )

Fortunately it started to rain pennies from HEAVEN and Pastor Duke could afford to take Auncy out to Dinner and a Movie!!!

 

[RoseyK]

Unfortunately, the restaurant would not take the pennies as payment for the dinner bill. On no, what would they do!!!

 

[faithmom]

Fortunately there was an all night bank next to the restaurant with a working change sorter-counter-thingy.

 

[Andrealin]

unfortunately, it took a VERY long time to count out all the pennies from heaven!

 

[Auncy]

Fortunately it was worth the wait because Auncy was having a nice dinner with Pastor Duke and nothing but the rapture was going to interrupt it.

 

[marezee]

unfortunately, Auncy's ex-boyfriend walked in and started arguing with her and Pastor Duke.

 

[RoseyK]

Fortunately a really cute police officer stopped over to help and physically removed the bad ex boyfriend.

 

[marezee]

unfortunately, the ex-boyfriend kicked the police officer in the shins and got away!

 

[RoseyK]

Fortunately,the really cute police officer wasn't badly hurt cause he was is great shape.

 

[4Everloved]

Unfortunately, it was too late to run after guy who had kicked the very cute policeman, because he stole his police car and took off.

 

[marezee]

fortunately, the police officer called it in on his radio, and set up a road block!

 

[4Everloved]

Unfortunately, the road block worked so well that the police were blocked from finding the ex-boyfriend.

 

[RoseyK]

Fortunately, the air patrol helicopter spotted the bad boyfriend and apprehended him. yeah !!

 

[Auncy]

Unfortunately the air patrol helicopter ran out of gas and had to land in the ocean and the exboyfriend got away.

 

[RoseyK]

Fortunately, the bad boyfriend was a really good swimmer.

 

[marezee]

unfortunately, the helicopter sank!