Fortunately, Unfortunately... (2)

[tntsue]

the scenic route turned out to be the mountain trail where she met the man of her dreams riding on a white horse!!!

 

[*Teaberry*]

Unfortunately... she is EXTREMELY allergic to horses.

 

[PearlsofWisdom]

Fortunately

She had some allergy pills in her purse

 

[tntsue]

the pills were so big they could choke a horse.

 

[*Teaberry*]

Fortunately, the pills were scored and she broke one in half and took it.

 

[marezee]

unfortunately, the horse was allergic to the woman's rotting fruit and sneezed so hard that he threw the man off of his back and the man landed hard on the ground!

 

[tntsue]

The woman knew CPR so after several strenuous minutes the man (let's call him Prince Stan or something) revived , dustd himself off, and they remounted the horse and rode toward the sunset.

 

[marezee]

unfortunately, the woman (let's call her Ann) was afraid of the dark and started shivering with fright and was about to fall off the horse when....

 

[PearlsofWisdom]

Fortunately

Stan the prince man, placed a covering around her shoulders and held her tight.

 

[hannahfievel]

Are we writing a romance novel here?

Okay, so unfortunately...They found that they were in a foreign country and hadn't noticed that they had crossed a border and they were both picked up by gypsies and held against their wills!

 

[marezee]

fortunately, the gypsies all got drunk and passed out, so the two escaped into the night...

 

[tntsue]

Stan and Ann forgot the horse(WonderDan) and didn't get very far into the dark forest when...

 

[gracecountry]

fortunatly, they escaped without anyone knowing.....

 

[marezee]

unfortunately it was so dark that they all fell down a ledge into a wild river.

 

[camping family]

Fortunately though, they were all strong swimmers.

 

[PearlsofWisdom]

Unfortunately

One of them got severe abdominal cramps

 

[tntsue]

It was Stan... and Ann knew to lay hands on the sick and Stan recovered instantly, and not only that, but also she knew to make a floatation devices out of their blue jeans (by filling them with air)....they floated their way safely to a calm part of the river, where miraculously, they saw Wonderdan happily grazing on the bank.

 

[hannahfievel]

Unfortunately Wonderdan didn't recognise them and took off running in the wrong direction than home.

 

[tntsue]

Prince Stan had a rope lasso and knew how to use it.

 

[hannahfievel]

Unfortunately Stan and Ann...roped the horse..got on wonderdans back and he bucked them off...and took off again, and in the wrong direction again...maybe they should follow him..cuz he knows the right way? LOL!