Fortunately, Unfortunately... (2)

[River of Zion]

Fortunately the snowman (without a nose) had a remote control; "Yes, I can help me and you," the snowman said looking at the elf, "Don't watch so much t.v. and you won't be looking for talking snowmen- like me!" The snowman smiled and handed the elf the remote control.

 

[One day at a time]

Unfortunately, the elf had never really ever used a remote so he changed the channel and realized that it wasn't working right so he threw the remote in air....and as it was flying through the air.......

 

[River of Zion]

...a Papa John's pizza flew out of the remote control. The elf's eyes were wide with disbelief as he smelled the fresh hot pizza flying in the air; he clapped his hands in delight as he followed the falling pizza...as the pizza neared closer the elf held his hands up high. Unfortunately the coo coo bird from the Cocoa Puffs box escaped the remote control and gobbled up the pizza...the elf grabbed the coo coo birds tail and pulled out a feather.

 

[One day at a time]

Fortunately the bird ended up being ok....and gave coco puffs to all that were standing around watching the fiasco that was going on.

 

[whitebeaches]

Unfortunately the cocoa puffs ran out and the elf started having a temper tantrum.

 

[One day at a time]

Fortunately, a man came in and took care of the situation....and because of that they all followed him down the road.

 

[lucypevensie]

Unfortunately that road was ful of potholes.

 

[whitebeaches]

Fortunately a work crew was busy repairing them all

 

[lucypevensie]

Unfortunately the work crew thought it was a good idea to fill the potholes with rusty nails.

 

[whitebeaches]

Fortunately they got so hungry and thirsty that they took a quick break and forgot to fill those pot holes with them rusty nails.

 

[lucypevensie]

Unfortunately they forgot their lunches at home that morning, so didn't get to eat.

 

[whitebeaches]

fortunately they had plenty of water to drink and gum to chew.

 

[lucypevensie]

Unfortunately it was that trick gum that turns the inside of your mouth black and it make strangers point and stare.

 

[whitebeaches]

Fortunately they had thier tooth brushes and toothpaste and were able to brush it all away.

 

[lucypevensie]

Unfortunately they did not have any mouthwash which they desperaely needed to battle bad breath.

 

[whitebeaches]

fortunately there were no girls around to kiss.

 

[One day at a time]

unfortunately they forgot all about the pothole and they had to return to get those filled!

 

[whitebeaches]

Fortunately they finished up filling everyone by the end of the work day.

 

[lucypevensie]

unfortunately the boss skipped town and neglected to pay them for their work.

 

[whitebeaches]

fortunately they new a bounty hunter who was willing to track him down.