For men: post your man cred

[Steffenfield]

I once ate an apple without washing it first!

 

[Quoth]

I'm known as "Zombie Rob" or "The Zombie King" among my friends, and in a test of skills, I was voted "most likely to survive the zombie apocalypse or die trying."

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[Daedalus^2]

I breathe fire.

 

[Andrew12]

(why am I the only one seriously posting true stuff. (ecept for the thing about pushing the truck, that was silly)



I once had a nail go into my foot, I then pulled it out myself, cleaned the wound with alcohol, and bandaged it up using an old rag. it may have left a scar, but it saved me A $150 visit to the Emergency Room!

 

[Quoth]

(why am I the only one seriously posting true stuff...

Everything I've posted is true.

 

[Andrew12]

Everything I've posted is true.

probably so. I just wanted to throw in a complaint while staying true to Mac's OP. LOL

 

[Daedalus^2]

(why am I the only one seriously posting true stuff. (ecept for the thing about pushing the truck, that was silly)



I once had a nail go into my foot, I then pulled it out myself, cleaned the wound with alcohol, and bandaged it up using an old rag. it may have left a scar, but it saved me A $150 visit to the Emergency Room!

I've posted all true stuff.

I do wear shirts with the sleeves rolled up, and I do firebreathe.

 

[Stravinsk]

(why am I the only one seriously posting true stuff. (ecept for the thing about pushing the truck, that was silly)

Everything I posted was true.

Oh - to add to my manly cred - I also eat soy products. In fact I've pondered having a T-shirt made up that says "Real men eat Tofu".

 

[Andrew12]

hehehe, I knew that little comment would drum up some fresh posts.

 

[SneakerPimp53]

I have several "No Fat Chicks" shirts. Therefore, I win.

 

[Andrew12]

I have several "No Fat Chicks" shirts. Therefore, I win.

*ding ding ding* Winner! Tell 'em what He's won Johnny!

*announcer voice over* Sneakerpimp has won a lifetime of singleness for as long as he owns those shirts! ...and possibly death if He wears them around the wrong girl...








hehehehe, Just had to do that. too funny.

 

[Scottish Knight]

(why am I the only one seriously posting true stuff. (ecept for the thing about pushing the truck, that was silly)

Hey, I really do own a sword! - two if I'm honest. I don't know many women that own swords.

 

[GoodNewsJim]

I once woke up and had no milk for my cereal, so I used Jagermeister.

But Quoth wins, telling people about Jesus is what makes you a true man.

 

[TanteBelle]

Hey, I really do own a sword! - two if I'm honest. I don't know many women that own swords.

Pocket knives and leatherman's count, right!?

Seriously fellas; this thread is hilarious! You blokes made my day! Talk about too much testosterone in the one place! Whew crikey!

 

[Apollo Celestio]

I can use nunchucks!

 

[MehTeh]

After my post in another thread I better reaffirm my credentials here.

I can hammer a nail without missing and without holding the hammer near the head.
I know the difference between a phillips and flat screwdriver
I can change a timing belt.
I have arrested violent people
I have talked down violent people
I know how to pack in a scrum, and have tried to do so despite blood streaming down my face which I hadn't noticed.
I can change tap washers, or the whole tap.
I can wire a power point or a light.
I can take a punch.
I can drive a car a thousand kilometers in a day.
I can drive a manual.
I follow 3 forms of football (Rugby League, Rugby Union, American) and have played all 3.
I can drink a pint of Guinness in well under 5 seconds.
I can take out, or kill a spider in the house without wetting my pants.

Yeah, that should do for now.

 

[AirForceTeacher]

I can hack through your firewall and take over your whole domain.

I also do some woodworking.

 

[dayhiker]

I'm being the man I and .. forgeting about all these people that want to tell me who I should be.

 

[Andrew12]

okay, I will share my most humbling man cred,


I have faced threats of physical violence, have had trash thrown on me, been spit at and on, mocked, shoved, and all together hated....for preaching God's Holy Word, The Gospel of Christ, yet I have also been blessed with the privilege of seeing 21 souls saved since October of 2010 on my college campus! Through all troubles and trials of the Ministry, God has never forsaken me, nor I wish to ever forsake Him. So I wish to do with my Man Creds, what I shall do with any and all crowns and treasures stored in heaven....I want to lay them at God's feet and give all to Him, because His Son gave all for me.

 

[Touma]

I open doors for ladies! Yeah, manhood right there!