Follow the Leader... (31)

[brinny]

My air conditioning system is makin' weird noises....

 

[brinny]

we're havin' a heat wave here.....

the HUMIDITY is what'll knock ya' out

 

[Daughter of His]

air conditioner making weird noises scerres me, especially when it's hot out!

 

[Daughter of His]

so glad it's Fried fish day!!!!

 

[Leader of the Banned]

I feel like mucous, anybody got a Tylenol?

 

[joyshirley]

I feel like mucous, anybody got a Tylenol?

No - sorry, Leader. Hope you feel better now...

 

[joyshirley]

Hello, D and brinny

Our weekend is already over... Goes so fast!

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Sewper dewper pewper scewper

 

[joyshirley]

 

[littleredkiss484]

 

[Leader of the Banned]

 

[joyshirley]

What's new on the home front?

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Nothing but us chickens

 

[Leader of the Banned]

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

 

[Leader of the Banned]

First woman on the moon
"Houston, we have a problem."
What?
"Never mind."
What's the problem?
"Nothing."
Please tell us.
"You know what the problem is!"

 

[Leader of the Banned]

When Obama died, George Washington met
him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across
the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy
The Nation I helped conceive?"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in
the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end
our liberties but you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him in the
groin and said, "This is why I allowed our
government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with
a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like
you who inspired me to write the Declaration
of Independence ."

The beatings and thrashings continued as
James Monroe and 66 other early Americans
unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist,
leader.

Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared.
Obama wept and said,
"This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied,
"I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS
waiting for you in Heaven.

What did you think I said?"

 

[Leader of the Banned]

did you hear about the kittens that took over a boat?

I hear it was a mew-tiny.

 

[joyshirley]

Good ones, Leader