Finish The Sentence Game

[Thera]

to know whether, if an apple tree falls in the forest on the Sabbath, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Now where...

 

[mama2one]

is my shaver, "need to trim my bushy beard" said @Thera.



It certainly.......

 

[Thera]

is more pleasant than trimming obnoxious toenails.

However...

 

[mama2one]

my girlfriend likes the beard, so keeping it.


We like to go to.......

 

[Thera]

to the forest, to pick apples.

Unfortunately...

 

[Broken Fence]

Little critters gather around for lunch.

Would be ok but?

 

[Blood Bought 1953]

It’s not.....and everybody knows it......

Back in “my” day , we didn’t put up with all of this......

 

[mama2one]

nonsense.



Apply the principle of........

 

[Blood Bought 1953]

Murphy’s Law.....


Yes, I said it.....

 

[Thera]

" exclaimed Murphy excitedly, as he realised that whatever could have gone wrong, had indeed gone wrong.

Hi-diddly-ho, neighborino...

 

[Blood Bought 1953]

After many, many months Of examination....After putting every assumption under the microscope ,after finding the dedication, nay, the Obsession with finding the Truth, he finally put aside the charts, the graphs— everything he-had devoted all of this time to.The work had been done , the Truth was now plain and ready to be revealed to all that could appreciate it. What was ascertained after all of this work ? It’s true— now we know it—-“ People have more fun than anybody”

So here is what we do now.......

 

[lucypevensie]

We’ll ponder it while we go out for ice cream.

I’m going to have a scoop...

 

[gennypearl]

of this world renowned ice cream.

Would you mind if

 

[lucypevensie]

...I get two flavors?

I know it’s not...

 

[Blood Bought 1953]

...the proper time, but could I take a razor blade and slice off your lips?



If you think “ I’m “ weird—- check out....

 

[lucypevensie]

...Weird Al Yankovich.

Maybe you've heard...

 

[Blood Bought 1953]

.....he ain't all that weird


Although it was discovered years ago that he....

 

[gennypearl]

is a punk.

Don't you believe

 

[lucypevensie]

... everything you read on the internet.

If you try really hard...

 

[Blood Bought 1953]

You can be just like BB....


You don’t want to do that because.....