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One day I was loaded on ecstasy and decided I should **** a horse, so I walked into a farmer's stable, and lo and behold, I saw Jesus H. Christ (he asked me to call him Jesse Harold Christopherson) ****ing a horse and smoking a joint. I said, "woah, Jesse, ain't that illegal in Alabama?" and he said "no, they recently repealed it. Here, take the front." So the horse started sucking me off, and then it bit my dick off. Jesse said "what a shame," so he picked up my offed dick in his hand, and put it back next to my balls, and it re-attatched. IT WAS A MIRACLE!

Ever since, all I can say is, I BELIEVE!:amen:
 
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