Final nail in evolution's coffin

[LightHorseman]

Professor charged over US campus rampage

A biology professor has been charged with murder over the shooting deaths of three fellow professors at a campus in south America.
Authorities say Amy Bishop, an instructor and researcher at the University of Alabama's Huntsville campus, opened fire during an afternoon faculty meeting, killing the three colleagues and injuring three other school employees.
Bishop has been charged with one count of capital murder, which means she could face the death penalty if convicted.
Bishop, 42, was taken Friday night in handcuffs from a police precinct to the county jail and could be heard saying: "It didn't happen. There's no way .... they are still alive".
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Theologr professors never do this, only evolutionist professors, therefor, evolution is false.

 

[SithDoughnut]

Definitely a Poe.

 

[LightHorseman]

Definitely a Poe.

Nice strawman. I note you don't address the substance of the argument.

 

[metherion]

Nice strawman. I note you don't address the substance of the argument.

Wait, wait, wait. You were being serious?!

Okay.
Neurobiology does not necessarily equal evolution.

No mention was made of her spirituality or lack thereof. She could very well have been a born again evangelical.

Nothing about her actions does anything in any way to negate or invalidate any piece of evidence supporting the ToE, much less all of it.

Metherion

 

[LightHorseman]

Wait, wait, wait. You were being serious?!

Okay.
Neurobiology does not necessarily equal evolution.

No mention was made of her spirituality or lack thereof. She could very well have been a born again evangelical.

Nothing about her actions does anything in any way to negate or invalidate any piece of evidence supporting the ToE, much less all of it.

Metherion

Please. We all know that "biology" is a code word for "evolutionist".

As for the rest of that paragraph, its the same old line trotted out by evolutionists every time they are confronted with the fact that Communism and Nazism are built directly on Darwin's teachings.

 

[TerranceL]

Wow these people aren't even cold yet and people are already exploiting their deaths?

Some people have no shame.

 

[LightHorseman]

Wow these people aren't even cold yet and people are already exploiting their deaths?

Some people have no shame.

Indeed. Evolution IS cold, and shameless.

 

[Chesterton]

Alabama is in south America?

 

[AV1611VET]

A biology professor has been charged with murder over the shooting deaths of three fellow professors at a campus in south America.

Theologr professors never do this, only evolutionist professors, therefor, evolution is false.

biology &#8800; evolution

 

[LightHorseman]

biology &#8800; evolution

Please.

You know as well as I do it is impossible for anyone to gain any sort of position within scientific academe without toeing the Darwinist line. If she's a biologist accepted in a mainstream university? She's a Darwinist. No other alternative.

Which is almost certainly how she justified this act in her own mind. Its just social Darwinism carried to its logical conclusion.

 

[Cabal]

*gets deckchair and a sandwich to watch the Poe-nage*

As you were.

 

[AV1611VET]

Please.

You know as well as I do it is impossible for anyone to gain any sort of position within scientific academe without toeing the Darwinist line. If she's a biologist accepted in a mainstream university? She's a Darwinist. No other alternative.

Which is almost certainly how she justified this act in her own mind. Its just social Darwinism carried to its logical conclusion.

Then those she shot could not have been evolutionists, since:

And if Satan cast out Satan, he is divided against himself; how shall then his kingdom stand?

Since evolution teaches we're part of the animal kingdom, why would Satan cast out his own prophets?

 

[Cabal]

Then those she shot could not have been evolutionists, since:Since evolution teaches we're part of the animal kingdom, why would Satan cast out his own prophets?

Maybe his tactics have changed?

Goodness knows a bluff or a diversion isn't exactly rocket science.

Or maybe, y'know, evolutionists aren't on Satan's side?

Or maybe, just maybe, crap happens?

 

[AV1611VET]

Or maybe, y'know, evolutionists aren't on Satan's side?

Who said they were?

I doubt they are, myself.

Maybe ... just maybe ... Satan is on their side?

 

[Jnwaco]

So is she gettng tenure now?

 

[LightHorseman]

So is she gettng tenure now?

If evolutionary THEORY were correct, she would.

The fact she won't is further proof its a false idol.

 

[Tinker Grey]

I know this is a poe, but I thought of a response regarding the title ...

People are forever nailing up coffins without checking to see if anything is inside.

 

[AV1611VET]

People are forever nailing up coffins without checking to see if anything is inside.

Wasn't evolution one of the things that got out of Pandora's Box?

 

[LightHorseman]

Wasn't evolution one of the things that got out of Pandora's Box?

The Pandora legend is a PAGAN ABOMINATION. It is part of a lie from Satn to lead true believers astray. Please don't inflict idolatry on people by acting as though Pandora's box was a real thing. It is NOT mentioned in Genesis. Evolution is from the serpent tempting Eve, like all other ills in the world.

 

[AV1611VET]

The Pandora legend is a PAGAN ABOMINATION. It is part of a lie from Satn to lead true believers astray. Please don't inflict idolatry on people by acting as though Pandora's box was a real thing. It is NOT mentioned in Genesis. Evolution is from the serpent tempting Eve, like all other ills in the world.

--- my bad!