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[Sephania]

I hope this doesn't offend anyone, it is not meant to be, just points out our "differentalities"

TIME FOR A JOKE
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Religion as Baseball
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Calvinists believe the game is fixed.

Lutherans believe they can't win, but trust the Scorekeeper.

Quakers won't swing.

Unitarians can catch anything.

Amish walk a lot.

Pagans sacrifice.

Jehovah's Witnesses are thrown out often.

Televangelists get caught stealing.
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Episcopalians pass the plate.

Evangelicals make effective pitches.

Fundamentalists balk.

Adventists have a seventh-inning stretch.

Atheists refuse to have an Umpire.

Baptists want to play hardball.

Premillenialists expect the game to be called soon on account of darkness.

The Pope claims never to have committed an error.
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So nu, what about Jews? ​

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BATTER UP! Where do we fit into the game? ​

 

[visionary]

Jews know that game will be played on their ballfield and they will be the home team playing in the final round..

 

[visionary]

Jews know that game will be played on their ballfield and they will be the home team playing in the final round..

Jews know that game will be played on their ballfield but the Messianic Jews will be in the final round as they will be their Coaches star players in the final round.

 

[muffler dragon]

G-d showed the Jews how the game was to be played and declared, "They will by My World Champion Forever!"

 

[ShirChadash]

Snicker -- Jews have the final score set ahead of time.

I love it. "homefield advantage!"

 

[Sephania]

Yes, I like that Zem, homefield advantage!

Better than always "sent to the showers" for arguing with the umpire

Messianics however defined by BB are ( hopefully) a "battery".

See here for definition
http://www.enlexica.com/sp/bb/

For those that don't know all 5000 Baseball terms !