Fill-In-The-Blank Game!

[jameseb]

...Came loose, plunging us all back in time to the last Ice Age! Jameseb was very content of course, but others....

 

[mama2one]

at least had a little laugh as Jameseb was SO happy, smiling ear to ear and then.........

 

[jameseb]

...He made a hot tub for all the chilly willy people to enjoy as he basked in the gloriously chill wind and drank iced tea. Meanwhile, those not content enough with a hot tub....

 

[jameseb]

...the Alps in winter! Much warmer than the last ice age. Everyone rejoiced with a collective sigh as they basked in the "warmth" and....

 

[mama2one]

but then Christine read that "Switzerland may be one of Europe's most overlooked architectural Mecca" so...........

 

[joyshirley]

joyshirley handed out genuine NZ sheepskin jackets and real woollen gloves and stuff and said, "Switzerland has always been on my top three places to visit list! Let's go, everyone! We'll have a great time!"

 

[mama2one]

we loved the jackets! and who doesn't love mtns, however, as we were all about to go sightseeing..........

 

[Doctor.Sphinx]

on a dark and stormy night. Frightful dangerous to go sight-seein' on a mountain during a...

 

[lucypevensie]

Lightning storm.

We stayed safe by...

 

[mama2one]

following James to the ice grotto of Mittelallalin where we ooh'd and ahh'd at........

 

[DavidFirth]

james as he mispronounced the name of the place but then...

 

[jameseb]

...A wayward yeti leapt upon the path before them and growled menacingly. It was apparent we couldn't all get away safely so I suggested we all make a run for it on the count of three. On the count of one I sprinted. The others, however...

 

[DavidFirth]

flailed and flitted about, but to no avail. The yeti caught...

 

[joyshirley]

Lilac up in his arms! Lilac opened her mouth to scream, then changed it into a sigh of joy as she snuggled up to the yeti's warm fur. "So warm and snuggly! I'm staying right here!" she said.

The yeti motioned to us to follow him. "Er...not sure about this," Christine murmured, but as snow started falling rapidly and the Lodge was far, far away down the mountainside, we trailed after the yeti.

A huge craggy outcrop of rock appeared within minutes and the yeti brushed away a ton of snow to reveal a big cave. We all tiptoed in rather fearfully and then ...

 

[Doctor.Sphinx]

out popped an ageing Scott Hallock from the American comedy-horror-hidden-camera television show called Scare Tactics. Scott began "I've been waiting in that grotto..."

 

[DavidFirth]

for @jameseb but I got the whole motley crew of you CF Rec Rm people! I am going to start filming now because...

 

[Doctor.Sphinx]

I need to go to the bathroom, and can't wait here another decade for a more interesting bunch of misfits to waltz in."

With a disappointed sigh...

 

[jameseb]

...The film director started to proceed, but then realized he wanted to retire again so the show was canceled. This upset the yeti much which caused it to turn its ire on @DavidFirth who ran to hide behind @Doctor.Sphinx prompting the Doc to then run and hide behind....

 

[Sam91]

The yeti's behind. However,...

 

[mama2one]

joyshirley, lilac, and lucy noticed christine had the biggest butt so they ran to hide behind her and then.........