Fellowshipping With Gazelle (2)

[ChristianCandy]

Happy Mother's Day to all moms here in CF!(including me)

I want to share with you moms a short letter that one mom got from her 15 yr. old daughter. It's very thought provoking letter & I'm hoping you will see the humour in it:


A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it with trembling hands:

"It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend.

I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings and tatoos and his big motorcycle.

But is not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods.

He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams.

I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasies we may want.

In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,
Judith


PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worst things in life than the school's report card that's in my desk's drawer...I love you!


Well that was really one cheeky daughter, but I think she got her point across.

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!!
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[Jesusfan4ever]

Happy Mother's Day to all of the mothers!

 

[MQTA]

A MESSAGE FROM MOM

The message reads:


I gave you life,
but cannot live it for you.

I can teach you things,
but I cannot make you learn.

I can give you directions,
but I cannot be there to lead you.

I can allow you freedom,
but I cannot account for it.

I can take you to church,
but I cannot make you believe.

I can teach you right from wrong,
but I cannot always decide for you.

I can buy you beautiful clothes,
but I cannot make you beautiful inside.

I can offer you advice,
but I cannot accept it for you.

I can give you love,
but I cannot force it upon you.

I can teach you to share,
but I cannot make you unselfish.

I can teach you respect,
but I cannot force you to show honor.

I can advise you about friends,
but cannot choose them for you.

I can advise you about sex,
but I cannot keep you pure.

I can tell you the facts of life,
but I can't build your reputation.

I can tell you about drink,
but I can't say "no" for you.

I can warn you about drugs,
but I can't prevent you from using them.

I can tell you about lofty goals,
but I can't achieve them for you.

I can teach you about kindness,
but I can't force you to be gracious.

I can warn you about sins,
but I cannot make you moral

I can love you as a child,
but I cannot place you in God's family.

I can pray for you,
but I cannot make you walk with God.

I can teach you about Jesus,
but I cannot make Jesus your Lord.

I can tell you how to live,
but I cannot give you eternal life.

I can love you with unconditional love
all of my life...and I will!!!


Mom
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~~author unknown​

 

[Andy Broadley]

Time to go home soon

 

[LITB]

Oh...is it Mother's Day there? We had ours I think a couple of months ago.

So...

H A P P Y M O T H E R S D A Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[psalms 91]

good afternoon all

 

[doc329]

[C] HAPPY MOTHERS DAY [/C]

 

[barb754]

Good afternoon~

Just stopping by and hoping that all the mother's are having a wonderful day.

God bless

 

[mheffernen5]

Hello from Iowa:

Happy Mothers Day 05 to all the moms here. I hope you are having a great day...

 

[LITB]

Night night!

 

[JPPT1974]

May the Lord bless you all this Mother's Day!!

 

[~ Gig ~]

Hope all you mothers and mothers-to-be ahd a great Mothers Day

 

[cracked_pelicans]

Happy Mother's Day!

 

[Redneck Crow]

Hope everyone had a good Mother's Day. Hello, all!

 

[JPPT1974]

 

[doc329]

Good Evening

 

[barb754]

Good evening all~​

Hoping all Mother's enjoyed their special day!

God bless

 

[ChristianCandy]

A special cake for all Moms on their day today:

 

[bill'swife]

MMMMMMMMMMM...thank you!!! I'll bring the ice cream!!!
Happy Mother's Day to all mommies!!!

 

[barb754]

Well, I have had a day and a half,so, I shall tell everyone have a Good night and see ya tomorrow in the threads. God bless