Favorite Things About Singlehood!

[Citanul]

One of these is my bed. I purchased a loft bed this year and I love it. You need to use a ladder to get in and out though. It has a desk and a decent-sized closet underneath. Saves a ton of space. But, it's meant for kids and young adults and has a weight limit of 175lbs. Expecting a grown man to ascend a ladder every morning and night or weigh as much as a child is impractical.

I'd have no problem climbing up and down a ladder. Although at some point I'd probably have a go at seeing how easy it is to get up there not using the ladder.

 

[TheLastGeek]

Probably super weird but the fact I'm not actually imposing on anyone.

I don't think this one's weird! I'm a quirky critter and it's nice to simply be my odd little self, without ever worrying that I may be coming across as odd/weird/annoying to someone else.

 

[TheLastGeek]

Many superficial aspects...

One of these is my bed. I purchased a loft bed this year and I love it. You need to use a ladder to get in and out though. It has a desk and a decent-sized closet underneath. Saves a ton of space. But, it's meant for kids and young adults and has a weight limit of 175lbs. Expecting a grown man to ascend a ladder every morning and night or weigh as much as a child is impractical.

I enjoy hosting imaginary commercials and talk shows randomly without fearing someone will catch me and question my sanity, or worse, ask about my non-existent inflatable tire products and why I'm attempting to both buy and sell them to myself.

The ability to fart at will.
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I don't seriously judge those who don't find it funny, but I personally enjoy this meme. It amuses me that some people are nearly repelled by a natural bodily function beyond our control. You ever see a baby/small child fart and then run around giggling? They get it.

The list goes on and on, but it's all things that are just 'meh' in the grand scheme.

Loft bed - awesome.

Talking to ourselves at length? Check. I have what I call "self therapy" sessions. Usually when I'm in the bathroom

Farts are pretty gross, albeit natural, but the meme is hilarious!

 

[Plenipotent]

I'd have no problem climbing up and down a ladder. Although at some point I'd probably have a go at seeing how easy it is to get up there not using the ladder.

I personally would not attempt it.

Loft bed - awesome.

Talking to ourselves at length? Check. I have what I call "self therapy" sessions. Usually when I'm in the bathroom

Farts are pretty gross, albeit natural, but the meme is hilarious!

Do you also star in your own television sitcom that only you know about and only you watch, like me? I'm the host, the guests, and the camera crew... Which is funny because I absolutely never want to be famous. I abhor the idea of it. I think this is far more common than people admit!

 

[TheLastGeek]

I personally would not attempt it.


Do you also star in your own television sitcom that only you know about and only you watch, like me? I'm the host, the guests, and the camera crew... Which is funny because I absolutely never want to be famous. I abhor the idea of it. I think this is far more common than people admit!

No! LOL But I do act out scenes from movies when I'm alone. I have no idea why. It's just fun!