False: monkeys like you more if you believe Evolution. False. False. False.

[Gottservant]

Hi there!

Just realized there is an important subtext to the evolutionist's argument that we descended from apes, viz., that primates like you more if you believe evolution and that's proof that there was command in the spirit that God did not give, but which man took for himself, by the strength he developed himself.

Well, premise bogus.

Apes do not like you more, monkeys do not like you more, chimpanzees do not like you more, orangutans do not like you more, baboons do not like you more, because you believe Evolution.

Wake up to yourself.

You are doing absolutely no one a favour by just believing something. This is just prima facie common sense that you actually have to do something for someone before you can even begin to hope that they will like you more on the basis of what you do. Com-mon se-nse.

Get moving Evolutionists, you are wasting the world's time.

 

[florida2]

Hi there!

Just realized there is an important subtext to the evolutionist's argument that we descended from apes, viz., that primates like you more if you believe evolution and that's proof that there was command in the spirit that God did not give, but which man took for himself, by the strength he developed himself.

Well, premise bogus.

Apes do not like you more, monkeys do not like you more, chimpanzees do not like you more, orangutans do not like you more, baboons do not like you more, because you believe Evolution.

Wake up to yourself.

You are doing absolutely no one a favour by just believing something. This is just prima facie common sense that you actually have to do something for someone before you can even begin to hope that they will like you more on the basis of what you do. Com-mon se-nse.

Get moving Evolutionists, you are wasting the world's time.

What?

Show me where it is claimed that primates would 'like you more' if you believe in evolution? How would they know?

Surely all life would 'like you more' since all life evolves?

Why would I be bothered what monkeys think of me?

 

[46AND2]

Wth???

 

[Papias]

Yeah. WTH?

I guess that goes for all of Gottservants most recent three threads. Maybe they offer a window into that thinking?

I could imagine a summary of all three of them along the line of this summary posted by Nim, post #40, here:

http://www.christianforums.com/t7710334-4/

Papias

 

[Strathos]

I'll have you know that the last time I visited the zoo, the monkeys absolutely adored me.

 

[Wiccan_Child]

Hi there!

Hello!

Just realized there is an important subtext to the evolutionist's argument that we descended from apes, viz., that primates like you more if you believe evolution and that's proof that there was command in the spirit that God did not give, but which man took for himself, by the strength he developed himself.

Well, premise bogus.

Apes do not like you more, monkeys do not like you more, chimpanzees do not like you more, orangutans do not like you more, baboons do not like you more, because you believe Evolution.

Wake up to yourself.

You are doing absolutely no one a favour by just believing something. This is just prima facie common sense that you actually have to do something for someone before you can even begin to hope that they will like you more on the basis of what you do. Com-mon se-nse.

Since no one has ever claimed such a thing, your post is somewhat moot.

Get moving Evolutionists, you are wasting the world's time.

A knowledge of how species evolve allows us to develop state-of-the-art medications that save billions of lives. Creationism has contributed exactly one thing of value to mankind: it serves as an example of how not to do science.

 

[Lion Hearted Man]

Fantastic thread. Best of P&LS.

 

[Eudaimonist]

You are doing absolutely no one a favour by just believing something.

Yep, no one does.


eudaimonia,

Mark

 

[Belk]

An orange, because a vest has no sleeves.

 

[Jro]

When it's ajar! Wait, shoot.

 

[Illuminaughty]

I'm a humanzee and the chimp girls love me.

 

[SithDoughnut]

I'm not sure, the argument could be true. After all, I found that I got on a lot better with dirt when I was a creationist. I tended to eat it too.

 

[Mr. Pedantic]

Hi there!

Just realized there is an important subtext to the evolutionist's argument that we descended from apes, viz., that primates like you more if you believe evolution and that's proof that there was command in the spirit that God did not give, but which man took for himself, by the strength he developed himself.

Well, premise bogus.

Apes do not like you more, monkeys do not like you more, chimpanzees do not like you more, orangutans do not like you more, baboons do not like you more, because you believe Evolution.

Wake up to yourself.

You are doing absolutely no one a favour by just believing something. This is just prima facie common sense that you actually have to do something for someone before you can even begin to hope that they will like you more on the basis of what you do. Com-mon se-nse.

Get moving Evolutionists, you are wasting the world's time.

True, but other people might.

 

[Strathos]

Satan would need to control all life, the world, and the universe to plant all the evidence for evolution that has been discovered. So you must think Satan is more powerful than God.

 

[Gottservant]

So funny that you think I am just spinning nonsense, when people in this very thread after only a few posts are confirming what I said.

Surely all life would 'like you more' since all life evolves?

I'll have you know that the last time I visited the zoo, the monkeys absolutely adored me.

I don't care if its sarcastic or not, if you are saying it, it has been in your subconscious some where.

...and if it has been in your subconscious, you have been thinking it...

 

[florida2]

So funny that you think I am just spinning nonsense, when people in this very thread after only a few posts are confirming what I said.





I don't care if its sarcastic or not, if you are saying it, it has been in your subconscious some where.

...and if it has been in your subconscious, you have been thinking it...

No, we're just making fun.

Why would primates like me more if I believed in evolution?
How would they know?
Why only primates?

 

[SithDoughnut]

I don't care if its sarcastic or not, if you are saying it, it has been in your subconscious some where.

...and if it has been in your subconscious, you have been thinking it...

Well you said it first, and you're the only person I've ever seen bring up this weird idea, so I'm thinking that it is in fact you who subconsciously believe it to be true. The rest of us already know it is false, we didn't feel any need to make a thread about it, but you did.

The OP doth project too much, methinks.

 

[Jro]

DON'T THINK OF ELEPHANTS!!!!!!

The game is mine gentlemen; this is an elephant and your arguments are invalid.

 

[DrkSdBls]

DON'T THINK OF ELEPHANTS!!!!!!


The game is mine gentlemen; this is an elephant and your arguments are invalid.

Invalid. Everyone Knows elephants don't exist.

 

[Gottservant]

People go crazy on the internet,

as a function of their inability to find Wisdom.