Fake the Board

[NorwayUnn]

I think it must have been that one at Oppdal, where the food was so awful that it made us consider making a diet, which would have been a good thing to do.


Do you love to act like a drama queen?

 

[FatBaldandToothless]

Yes.


Do you wear a watch?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

Yes, I wear it on my back so I can ask others what time it is and force them to tell me because I can't see it.

HYE taken the moon shuttle?

 

[rainbowpromise]

Oh sure and I was air sick all the way.

When you get dressed, do you put your socks on first or last?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

Last. I hate to wear out perfectly good shoes.

Do you hang your Christmas tree from the ceiling?

 

[MN John]

Of course!

What's for lunch?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

Inner tubes with whipped cream and a cherry on top.

What was your first word?

 

[Theofilus]

Floccinaucinihilipilification.

What is your favorite movie of all time?

 

[MrFreshdew]

documentaries

watts the wattage of a light bulb?

 

[Theofilus]

157

Which is heavier, 1 kg of lead or 2.2 lbs of eider down?

 

[MN John]

Eider one!

Who is the star of M*A*S*H*?

 

[Myfanwy]

157

Which is heavier, 1 kg of lead or 2.2 lbs of eider down?

Well, the lead of course!

Which is more fatal a fungal infection of the brain or a bacterial infection of the brain?

 

[EastChief]

Neither one is serious at all.

Is it a good idea to kick a bear?

 

[MN John]

Well the fungal because fun gals are always dangerous.


Who put the ram in the ram-alam-adingdong?

 

[EastChief]

I did.

Where were you born?

 

[MN John]

Here.

Is is a good idea to kick a bear?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

Only when he's down!

Where's your sense of humor?

 

[She]

In my eyeball.


Why do they call them 'pork scratchings'?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

'Cause dey itch!

Do you work out more than three times per week?

 

[EastChief]

I work out 12 hours per day, every day.

What are hot dogs made of?